self proclaimed asshole

i'm not quite sure what the hell i'm doing

[ca314159bara]

quitting my job to pursue my childhood dream of drinking a glass of water

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

i come from a long line of unreliable narrators

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[lnnea]

I said something once and it didn’t really go very well

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[gdbot]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[anxietyproblem]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

where to find a man like this?

[boymiffy]

and when will there be a friday when i AM in love? When.

[adhd-vibes]

it’s the middle of the night and i am now ready to start The Task!

[adhd-vibes]

right after i watch this short video

[adhd-vibes]

[tiixij]

yeah most gay coding of villains is homophobic but consider this: i like the evil gay people who kill and murder and commit atrocities

[tiixij]

i think they should kill more #feminism

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

[reliancejio-deactivated20230518]

when i see people the same age as me i go like :0 when i see people younger than me i go hmmmmm 🤨 but when people are older than me it's normal

[terroristiraqi1-deactivated2023]

oi don't kare of monday's blue,, chewsday's grey and wensday too,,, thusday oi dawnt care about you it's friday oiminluv,,

[lichrelly]

omg some ppl are so good w words.. the best i can do is ough ough awooga i think

[cute-animals-only]

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

Is it me or does Jupiter in this also look like calcifer from howls moving castle

[bigmammallama5]

this is the worst thing ive ever made i hope youre happy