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dearestlilo

hello fairy tail fandom are yall still alive

been rewatching fairy tail and then my friend and I had a discussion about piercings soo LOL

verthrogic

Very Persuasive.

quazies

Hibernating till winter💤🍔

kosmogrl

fucking-relax

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

bunsidhe

happy 1.0 day..

averyhelm

i was hemming and hawing about who i was gonna romance and then this guy showed up and it was game over

prokopetz

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

xeansicemane

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

I've seen it pointed out a few times that the various toxins mentioned above did technically have the desired effect, given humans started cultivating the plants and thus protected them from predators/insects, and spreading their seeds far and wide. I just like the idea of evolution/DNA in the examples above being like a benevolent Monkey Paw for the plants.

headspace-hotel

Gotta love humans. Fucking weirdos.

kitsunico

been locking in again since full release....dragon...

cowboyhatesithere

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

sporkteeth

another mini twt dump 12.. some self indulgent lucys

androdragynous

I don't think "gentrification" applies to "tumblr sexyman" actually. I think gentrification might actually be an important word with a clear definition that does not apply to which white guy is deemed the most fuckable on a social media website. could just be me though

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

mighty-meerkat

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.