spherical

[astudyintransience]

sorry i was late i can’t conceptualize time

[onlytwitterpics]

[tejuina]

wish women’s fitness was more about boosting our energy and getting our bones and joints ready for our old age and getting strong enough to punch men and less about losing weight while getting a bigger ass

[therowentree]

Wish women's fitness was more about joyfully moving our bodies to heal our minds and less about avoiding the shame of not being fuckable.

[mythinspojourney]

Wish women’s fitness was more about women and less about pleasing men.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sketchdeath]

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[biglawbear]

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

[justdailystories]

Top 50 Best Memes For Married Couples

[standingcowrrdly]

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

[wentz-archive]

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

[pg13howincrediblydull]

is this a Halsey song

[parakavka]

[fancy--tuna]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

... miss thang

[toastbutteregg]

Source: The Funniest Tweets of the Decade

[babyanimalgifs]

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[arielarriaga]

Stop measuring days by degree of productivity and start experiencing them by degree of presence.

[jmelinaugarte]

wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic

[afronerdism]

Fuck all this “essential retail workers are heroes” bullshit. Essential retail workers aren’t heroes, they’re hostages. They want to go home. They want to be safe. But they can’t because they’ll literally starve to death on the streets because without their jobs they’ll be homeless with no healthcare and no food. We have a society that treats a certain class of people like shit and yet society literally couldn’t function without them. It’s infuriating that they can’t even get decent pay and healthcare.

[thebootydiaries]

me: can you tuck me in

them: ??? you handed me a shovel

me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks