[berdyayeva]

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

[segamascott]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[auckie]

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

[wagamaggot]

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

[wagamaggot]

oh like clothes

[auckie]

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[konoko]

ghosting everyone because i think i’m annoying

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[dykeselfcest]

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

[hotvampireadjacent]

[biocrafthero]

The Tolling of the Bell compilation

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[seizuredaughter-deactivated2026]

I'm gonna die in a car crash listening 2 some faggot music and then the emts are gonna fuck my mouth

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

do you think autistic people dislike eye contact because of ancestral memories from medusa times

No I don't