TOO DAMN OLD FOR ANY OF THIS.

Landlord. Veteran. Coin collector. Message to inquire about a renewed lease.

[edhend68]

Ok I found my reading glasses. Hello tumbler.

[s0larseraph]

made a more accurate version of this

[edhend68]

[Deep within the bowels of Mr. Henderson's apartment is a raging battle over a war long since passed. Soldiers come and go. Medics are blown to bits with their patients in their countless arms. It's a mess...a mess that a certain plant is caught in the middle of. Vesper bursts through a door and lands into an elaborate maze of trenches. They swiftly slam the door shut, pressing their back against it.]

[This apartment was the worst place to hide.]

(OOC: Pretend I'm in the funny plant acc. If this isn't an RP account...I apologize. @punkassplants)

[A rifle is pointed right at your face. You can see right down the barrel- heat radiates off it. It’s been used before, and will be many times after. The rugged man behind it jabs you in the chest.]

Who are you?! Get out of my apartment!

[psychosocial83]

[Mr. Henderson is met with...quite the sight. A small teen, wearing a brown button up, bomber jacket, and black backpack. The rest of them is nothing but vines and chlorophyll. Their head is split down the middle, now some twisted vase for a small array of pink and red blooms.]

[They flinch, already breathing heavily from the marathon they had to run.]

"DON'T SHOOT! P...Please. I'm sorry, I didn't know you were still living here. I just needed somewhere to hide! I promise I'll be out of your hair Mr. Henderson."

[Mr. Henderson thought for a moment. He recognized this kid. It's Henry's daughter. The only reason Henderson knows about them is because he's had to hound their lousy parents about rent more than once.]

(OOC: Shit, sorry. You interacted with a memorial acc so I didn't really know I probably should've asked tho.)

[edhend68]

[His rifle lowers as his gaze clears. He knows this person..]

..You’re.. you’re just some kid. I know you. You- y’lived on th’first floor with your cheapskate parents. Hell are you doing here, kid? Are you infectious? You here to infect me?!

[hotdogmchiggin]

I’m turning Mutts Fish and Chips into a beach episode and NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!!!

My entry for the cursed contest on the look outside subreddit :) I love the three blokes who do fuckall.

[edhend68]

[Deep within the bowels of Mr. Henderson's apartment is a raging battle over a war long since passed. Soldiers come and go. Medics are blown to bits with their patients in their countless arms. It's a mess...a mess that a certain plant is caught in the middle of. Vesper bursts through a door and lands into an elaborate maze of trenches. They swiftly slam the door shut, pressing their back against it.]

[This apartment was the worst place to hide.]

(OOC: Pretend I'm in the funny plant acc. If this isn't an RP account...I apologize. @punkassplants)

[A rifle is pointed right at your face. You can see right down the barrel- heat radiates off it. It’s been used before, and will be many times after. The rugged man behind it jabs you in the chest.]

Who are you?! Get out of my apartment!

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

[edhend68]

Mr. Henderson, what are your thoughts about the state of affairs in your apartment right now?

FUCK

[inky-electricity]

WHY THE FUCK IS MY BOSS' APARTMENT A FUCKIN WAR ZONE?! HELLO??? HELP????

[notanarmyman]

...hi.

[inky-electricity]

Hi?! Uh- hey yeah what the FUCK is goin on in here?! Where's Mr. Henderson-?! The- he- he's gonna get hurt! Not ta mention... Y'know. HOW????

[notanarmyman]

Yeah. Um. Long story. Henderson is... a giant mole creature thing? Don't try to interact with him. Too dangerous, especially now. We're... kinda in the middle of something... other than the war...

[inky-electricity]

....he's a what- He- This is. News. Sonnova- if you're talkin' about the fungus, yeah that's why I've got a gas mask on. Brought fungicide- figured I'd be dealing with it in a normal apartment and not... Not the fuckin' trenches while getting shelled.

...This's fucked.

[notanarmyman]

Oh- you're the guy I was told about? Hi. Yeah, this has kinda turned into an actual battle now... not the fake war most of us have been brainwashed into believing... like I said, long story.

Uh, yeah. I've... gotten used to it. Somewhat. Stay low. 'This is fucked' is an understatement.

[inky-electricity]

Told about-?! I'm lost- yeah yeah I'm crouchin- What d'ya mean told about? My names Lazarus. He's not out right now but I've got a snake named Necrosis.

What d'ya mean an actual battle-? Crikey- do I even wanna know? I was just here t' deal with the mold and stuff-

[notanarmyman]

Somebody told me you had some supplies. By god, do we need them...

...do you?? Because the mold is. Sentient...? Intelligent? I'm not even sure myself. You made the right choice bringing a gas mask. I mean, we were trying to deal with it ourselves, but extra help is really nice, y'know?

Call me Memorial, by the way. I would explain it better, but, stuff's going on...

[edhend68]

Boy quiet

[notanarmyman]

...???

[edhend68]

Boy quiet get back to work

[inky-electricity]

WHY THE FUCK IS MY BOSS' APARTMENT A FUCKIN WAR ZONE?! HELLO??? HELP????

[notanarmyman]

...hi.

[inky-electricity]

Hi?! Uh- hey yeah what the FUCK is goin on in here?! Where's Mr. Henderson-?! The- he- he's gonna get hurt! Not ta mention... Y'know. HOW????

[notanarmyman]

Yeah. Um. Long story. Henderson is... a giant mole creature thing? Don't try to interact with him. Too dangerous, especially now. We're... kinda in the middle of something... other than the war...

[inky-electricity]

....he's a what- He- This is. News. Sonnova- if you're talkin' about the fungus, yeah that's why I've got a gas mask on. Brought fungicide- figured I'd be dealing with it in a normal apartment and not... Not the fuckin' trenches while getting shelled.

...This's fucked.

[notanarmyman]

Oh- you're the guy I was told about? Hi. Yeah, this has kinda turned into an actual battle now... not the fake war most of us have been brainwashed into believing... like I said, long story.

Uh, yeah. I've... gotten used to it. Somewhat. Stay low. 'This is fucked' is an understatement.

[inky-electricity]

Told about-?! I'm lost- yeah yeah I'm crouchin- What d'ya mean told about? My names Lazarus. He's not out right now but I've got a snake named Necrosis.

What d'ya mean an actual battle-? Crikey- do I even wanna know? I was just here t' deal with the mold and stuff-

[notanarmyman]

Somebody told me you had some supplies. By god, do we need them...

...do you?? Because the mold is. Sentient...? Intelligent? I'm not even sure myself. You made the right choice bringing a gas mask. I mean, we were trying to deal with it ourselves, but extra help is really nice, y'know?

Call me Memorial, by the way. I would explain it better, but, stuff's going on...

[edhend68]

Boy quiet

[dogpuppy]

[edhend68]

MR HENDERSON WHAT DO WE DO HEREE

Pay your rent boy.

[hexoskeleton]

Real quote

[edhend68]

Howdy Mr Henderson! I have a quick question for you, if you have the time. So, last night, a big person-shaped critter crawled through my window and planted itself into my floor in my living room, and I can’t really get rid of it. It’s also bleeding everywhere because it has no skin. Am I going to get charged for this if its roots break the floor and it stains the carpet? I don’t really know what it’s all about, but I can’t get it to leave, and I can’t get it to stop gushing and stuff. I have carpet cleaner but it can only do so much. Sorry sir. Also, I have rent ready if you want it soon.

Yes. Hand the rent over

[edhend68]

:)

:(

[hexoskeleton]

A fan of how Mr. Henderson is looking in this panel

[edhend68]

I’m not

[edhend68]

ooc for one second but if you’re racist trash that supported Charlie Kirk go and kill yourself, ok?

[notanarmyman]

rare occasion mr henderson becomes based and I (memorial) don't have to be sick out of my mind of him all of the time /silly

[edhend68]

Get back to work boy I need that rent. And conservatives heads

[notanarmyman]

Mr. Henderson I may get the rope and chair I swear to god (it's for the conservatives)

[edhend68]

LOP OFF THOSE CONSERVATIVE HEADS BOY!!!

[edhend68]

ooc for one second but if you’re racist trash that supported Charlie Kirk go and kill yourself, ok?

[notanarmyman]

rare occasion mr henderson becomes based and I (memorial) don't have to be sick out of my mind of him all of the time /silly

[edhend68]

Get back to work boy I need that rent. And conservatives heads