Is it edible?

I say if posts are edible

[edible-offical]

Welcome!

I see if posts/blogs/objects are edible

Tag me or send an ask if you want to see if you or something else is edible

Signs of edibility:

- wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

I'll also occasionally post some edible things I might find in the wild but that'll be less common

Tags:

#this is edible - self-explanitory

#this is not edible - self-explanitory

#officalverse and #edible offical - all posts

#ooc - when im an unknown being (not even i, edible-offical, know whos posting when this is used)

#edible answers - asks

Remember: do not eat non-edible things

!MOD IS A MINOR!

[edible-offical]

Is my lip balm edible

Oh yeah you bet bud

[edible-offical]

..i 𝘢𝘮 edible, right?

- @chilli-offical

no but you'd probably taste good /nx

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this has got to be my favourite formatting of a post in my notifications

it makes me laugh everytime I see it lol

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I hav a question...

from my naym beloo u probably kno where this is going

are crayons safe too eat for wizards?

- @crayon-eating-wizard-offical

Only if youre a wizard

No one else can survive it

But for wizards theyre edible :]

[spontaneous-music-offical]

Good time, vote for that

I've got that feeling, the feeling too easy

As long as I'm breathing, I've gotta vote for a good time

Tag your name across the sky

Breathe it in and we can fly

Love for love and not for likes

Yeah, so let's vote

Vote, Crazy Rich Asians

So, apparently @salamander-offical is trying to become president, and @ghost-inyour-attic-offical is running against them. The thing is, apparently nobody knows how this type of thing works, so here I am. Doing this. With my small audience. Gosh, I love democracy.

Who should become the new president of the Officalverse?

Satan-Offical

Salamander-Offical

Ghost-inyour-Attic-Offical

Secret-Fourth-Offical

Voting ended onSep 27, 2025

Tags below.

@satan-offical @gaslight-offical @homosexuality-offical @officalverse-elections-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tgirl-offical @supervillain-offical @superhero-official @very-normal-guy-offical @heaven-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official

[tagging-officals-offical]

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical

[edible-offical]

Hey my votes for @villain-offical, theyre the most edible

[evil-bread-offical]

actually kill yourself

didnt mean originally but now I do

lol

Damn no taking it back now

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @evilducks-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @grim-reaper-offical @enjoyer-of-chaos-offical @edible-offical @emo-offical @keysmash-offical @labyrinth-offical @lies-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @ankle-biter-offical @an-alien-offical @aioverview-offical @average-joe-offical @ferg-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @neighborhood-watch-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @valid-offical @victorian-child-offical (sorry if you got tagged twice. Im working on a new list.)

[edible-offical]

hah wow fuck this guy

@eating-offical eat this fool (2016), very edible, basic and non lethal (derogatory)

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Would you say my human brother Keith is edible?

no (derogatory)

[edible-offical]

*blues you

what the fuck

Im blue now i guess

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DRYWALL.

Well it depends on the drywall

The old ones with asbestos in em? Hell yeah 100% edible

The other ones? No, ew yuck gross

[reupnick]

BOTH R EDIBLE END OF DISCUSSION

[youttafaxcks]

Anything is edible if you eat it

[edible-offical]

Ooc: *sigh* im tired of this discussion. If you dont like my answer just move on, you saying that Im wrong and that everything is edible once or any other form of saying everything is edible is pointless and just a waste of time honestly, I dont care that you think something is or isnt edible I run the blog the way I want to, if you dont like it make your own blog

[youttafaxcks]

@edible-offical

My reblog was not directed at you, I was responding to @reupnick

I didn't intend to offend anyone with it.

[edible-offical]

Ooc: Its ok, I meant in general too, im not mad at you or anyone else for that matter /gen

[edible-offical]

DRYWALL.

Well it depends on the drywall

The old ones with asbestos in em? Hell yeah 100% edible

The other ones? No, ew yuck gross

[reupnick]

BOTH R EDIBLE END OF DISCUSSION

[youttafaxcks]

Anything is edible if you eat it

[edible-offical]

Ooc: *sigh* im tired of this discussion. If you dont like my answer just move on, you saying that Im wrong and that everything is edible once or any other form of saying everything is edible is pointless and just a waste of time honestly, I dont care that you think something is or isnt edible I run the blog the way I want to, if you dont like it make your own blog

[edible-offical]

DRYWALL.

Well it depends on the drywall

The old ones with asbestos in em? Hell yeah 100% edible

The other ones? No, ew yuck gross

[edible-offical]

Lowkey forgot about saying this haha

We'll see if i ever actually do that

[edible-offical]

Opinions on weed?

Idc if other people use it but I dont #minorlife

I dont think I ever will use it either tbh

[edible-offical]

helloooo am I edinke

No (derogatory)

[sarcasticmudkip]

hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

[sarcasticmudkip]

like you all cannot even be prePARED

[sarcasticmudkip]

like what the fuck. how is he shaped like that

[sarcasticmudkip]

you cannot even undersTAND

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I bet you think you have some semblance of an inkling of an iota of an idea of what this shark plush looks like but I promise that you are incorrect

[sarcasticmudkip]

Does anyone else even DESERVE to see him is humanity even ready is humanity even worthy

[sarcasticmudkip]

literally oh my god his face. his eyes. his shape.

[sarcasticmudkip]

are you ready. are you even ready

[sarcasticmudkip]

[shark-offical]

Shark detected!

Thats a shark alright!

[edible-offical]

This post is edible.

[edible-offical]

am I edible???

Omg nooooo