gay and i know it

"yeah sometimes i talk fast but if u listen fast then i don't gotta slow down for you to catch up BITCH" - the wise words of 50 cent

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

im bored so heres an intro post i guess

DAYS WITHOUT BLEEDING:

0

[no i do not sh, i just pick at my skin and bleed all the time, it is uh not good]

hi! im hipsterslikedmymagicbeans, but you probably already knew that.

i like lemon demon, tally hall, and will wood but i know and like lemon demon the most

i post a lot of lemon demon references and random things that i think are funny/interesting

im a minor so proceed with caution

pronouns are she/they and im genderfae :]

im aroace and a lesbian

ask me something if you want/send lyrics for da wheel/lyric references :)

for da wheel (randomly picked lyrics that i choose how to reference): send me an ask containing the lyric as well as the song and artist it's from

for lyric references (lyrics you choose how to reference): submit a post with the reference you want posted by clicking here

my pinterest is ace_anxious_lesbian

platonically married to @eldritchcats and my band friend :]

enjoy my blog :D

check out my side blog @ilovemagicbeans! i havent really posted anything there as of writing this (february 12, 2025) but i will soon

edit: found a nickname! you can call me beans, thanks @whathappenedtothefaeries for the suggestion

You can also call me may or mayday :3

my pronouns.page: en.pronouns.page/@heinzbeanpronoun

straw.page: https://heinzbeans.straw.page

(new straw page too)

credits to @theprideful for the first two boxes and credit to @forest-woman for the last two boxes :)

Official beans pride flag:

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

OH MY GOD YOURE BACK FROM YHE DEAD :DDD

I am indeed, I just finished posting my explanation everywhere too :33

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

hey you haven't posted in approximately 2.717 decades are you ok

Sorry for the absence, I made a post explaining why I left

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

hi again.

I think i owe you all an explanation.

I dissapeared from this blog in October of 2025 due to being locked out of my blog and presumed terminated as the result of a phishing scam. I have gotten it back now and I want to reassure everyone that it is the real me, the original owner of this blog.

If you have gotten a message from me between October 2025 and now on tumblr, that was not me. That was the same person who gained access to my account and tried to scam other people through it. I want everyone to know that I would NEVER try to do anything like that to anyone and I hope no one has had their blog taken away as a result of my poor judgement.

I am going to message anyone that has been contacted through my blog to notify them should they not see this post but im sorry that I couldn't come back sooner to try to stop this.

I am going to go through my asks on this blog and all my others and I will reblog this to all those blogs to spread the message surrounding my sudden disappearance.

Again, I am so so sorry to anyone that may have gotten a phishing scam message from this account and I promise you that that was not me. Remember that tumblr will never need to contact you from discord, that is a scam that I fell for because I was overly attached to my blog and was terrified of losing it. I don't wish what happened on anyone else.

If you still want to talk to me, I have a new blog with a new email I made a while ago when I thought this one was gone for good, @mayday-gayday. I would love to talk to any of you again that haven't found that blog already

Other than responding to any asks i have on this blog, this will be the last post I make on here as I have my new blog. It's been a pleasure having this and I wish you all the best.

[willgrahamscock]

I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

[willgrahamscock]

is therapy not working anon?

[willgrahamscock]

I’m cocked in for my tumblr shift boss

[willgrahamscock]

It’s illegal to bully people with dickslexia so have fun in jail

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

I hate it when vegans are super annoying about me not being vegan

like if you wanna do that go right ahead I could not care less, but im not gonna be vegan because I like eating cheese and shit

this is why I love my music teacher, they may be vegan but when we tell each other what were having for lunch (i ask everyday its a thing), they never shame me for having meat and cheese on my sandwich and their food actually sounds pretty good

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

FREEDOMMMM

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

bro faked me out with the announcement

I thought we could leave and it was over

IM SO FUCKING HUNGRY HELPPPP

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

Secure school rn

LET ME LEAVE CLASS

I WANT MY LUNCH

I WONT GET IN THE WAY PLEASEEEEE

I JUST WANT MY LUNCH

CAN YOU MEDICAL EMERGENCY FASTER IM HUNGRY

[segamascott]

i think i'll fag out even though it's only monday

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

list five things that make you happy, then send this to the last ten people in your notifications! no pressure <3

Oh my god I forgot to do this!!!!

1. when my mom makes my current favourite meal

2. when my band director says we dont have to practice ancient flower that day (or o canada, or flourish)

3. when my friends give me things they made (I got a pin today, im so happy :DD)

4. when I get out of going to civics class (or geo last year)

5. when I play in concerts

um open tags because im in civics rn and I dont have time to go back and forth through my notifs on mobile sorryyy </3

[afterword]

[biglawbear]

This is really funny on dark mode

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

[min3nc]

i use dark mode and i STILL clicked it

[pal-the-professional-fool]

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

motherfucker

[do-not-u-dare]

Plot twist im using the low contrast mode which has a grey background and neither work

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Jokes on you I'm using neither of those modes you all look like fools

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

jokes on yall I use the goth rave theme, I never get tricked

[anaconda-creates]

heh??

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

IM GETTING THE SAME GLITCH AAAAA

[what-even-is-thiss]

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

[importantcatpics]

[poirolivia]

There is chaos in its eyes @randomseacucumber @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

cats are so silly oh mein gott

[vick-shimmer]

Chat, is he cooked? 💀

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

@panromanticturtle

[emmulus]