Edmond Dantés @edmonddantesreal - Tumblr Blog

I am Edmond Dantés. Someone gave me a computer.

I am definitely dead, NOT alive what are you talking about. The Count of Monte Cristo is a cool guy you should tell people that, I'm not saying this because I am him noooo....

~[this blog is run by a Lesbian and someone on the AroAce spectrum]~

DNI List:

-Fernand Mondego (or should I call you Count de Morcerf ya strange man)

-First name de Villefort (so boring I forgot your first name)

-Gaspard Caderousse (your greed sickens me)

-something something Danglars (man with money...uh...something something I hate you something something)

-The Muppet Joker (seems like he'd be a friend of Villefort...just vibes...negative aura....)

#edmond dantes #Edmonddantesreal

I'm back bitches

#edmond dantes #the count of monte cristo #edmonddantesreal #tcomc #i'm back #What is up #I'm here to serve and seek revenge

Looks delicious. Fish.

#edmond dantes #the count of monte cristo #edmonddantesreal #tcomc #ask box #reply

Do I deserve a Starbucks cakepop?

#And what is that #edmond dantes #the count of monte cristo #edmonddantesreal #tcomc #Sounds delicious #I learned about it on Tumblr dot com #starbucks #cake pops

I have read your "DNI list", as you call it, and I do not understand the purpose of all this negativity. I have done nothing to warrant this, Dantes.

Besides, are you not supposed to be dead?

Did you not read the list? I thought you were a rule follower, go have some father and son bonding time with your son. Not Edouard, silly, the other one. He's claustrophobic.

I see you have also been given an electronic device, I advise you go listen to "Stronger" by Madame Kelly Clarkson. I can relate heavily...

#edmond dantes #the count of monte cristo #edmonddantesreal #tcomc #ask box #reply #gerard de villefort #kelly clarkson #stronger #I died and God sent me back just to smite you

Hi Edmond, what’s your opinion on that English guy, Lord Wilmore, and the Abbé Busoni? Some people claim they kinda look like you, maybe they’re long-lost cousins or something?

They are my acquaintances, though I have heard that women (and more...) find them very attractive and intelligent.

#edmond dantes #the count of monte cristo #edmonddantesreal #tcomc #ask box #reply #yaoi #hehehe #No one will ever know Edmond Dantes' orientation #I am not these people #Nope

I love being mentally stable

#edmond dantes #the count of monte cristo #edmonddantesreal #tcomc #mentally stable #i promise #I just was put in solitary confinement for a bit #My first dad didn’t die because he missed me #Nope #didn’t watch my third father die

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Why must I be offered 500 cigarettes?