#this keeps happening

[midnightskywrites]

writers really will spend twenty minutes pacing around the kitchen thinking “this scene is genius” and then sit down to type and suddenly remember approximately three words and one emotional vibe

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Somebody in head-to-toe temu mall goth gear is standing in front of a wrinkled pride flag and doing bad ass poses into the camera with a plastic toy gun they are pretending is real, posting the photographs on Tumblr dot com. The post has sixty thousand notes and everybody thinks this is for real, actually, unironically bad ass. 1200 replies believe the plastic gun held together with screws is real and half of them are begging the poster to erotically execute them through latently-ironic meme phrases. They are all 25-35 years old. The OP is an American and it would have been cheaper to buy a real gun.

[mechabert]

Flambae: Aw, hi, baby! [softest voice you ever heard in your life]

Robert, absolutely worn out, petting Beef for emotional support (he had to deescalate 3 calls and he’s going through sarcasm withdrawal) : Hi, hon.

Flambae: I was talking to Beef?

Robert: …Me too.

[redstonebug]

been out all day so just getting around to watching the veinbound vod and MY GOD WHY IS EVERYBODY REFERENCING MY ANIMATIC IN THE CHAT I'M BEING PERCEIVED-

[cpericardium]

Girls who bullied you in school then: ew you're such a weirdo you should kill yourself

Them on LinkedIn now: I am a data-driven professional innovator committed to leveraging the key digital trends that power our changing world,

[melxbxbi]

let me just.. rest my eyes.. for a couple minutes..

*wakes up the next day*

[sourori]