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The sausage is protein enough, don't you think?

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@edmundsaxon
Not a fan of extra protein?
The sausage is protein enough, don't you think?
Why would I need to? Unlike them, I can go to St. Mungo’s and be better within the span of twenty-four hours.
Yeah, typically. I think we play either the last weekend in November or first in December. They’ve been really slow with getting the schedule out though.
If that's true, then I guess it's no big deal that I eat this sausage, huh?
I hope they get i out soon. I'm tired of just practicing.
I don’t think she did, man. I just hate the soap one. With a passion. There’s just something really bad about it. Almost evil. I hope rotten egg won’t take this personally.
Don't worry, I won't tell the rotten egg you said anything.
It is, Edmund. It is awful. It’s the worst I’ve ever got. Rotten egg does not compare. It’s like you’re suffocating.
Did your mum never put soap in your mouth for saying a bad word? I promise soap isn't as bad as rotten egg.
I cannot believe you just ate that! You’re going to get ebola or the plague or something.
I’m fine. Trying to get as much practice in before the weather gets truly horrid.
I'm pretty sure both of those are from rodents. You should brush up on your muggle diseases, Gwen.
Do you know when the first game of the season starts? It's normally around November, right?
“Ew. House elves are slacking.”
"Yeah, well it flew away so I think I'm good to keep eating."
That’s revolting.
Tell me about it.
[He flicks the bug off and then continues eating.] How's life, Gwen?
Yes, guilty. If it’s any consolation, I got soap. In all my experience, I think it’s the worst.
Soap? That one isn't all bad. Have you had the rotten egg one? Now that's bad.
Ergh. There's a bug on my sausage.
I’m not surprised, her idea of fun looks suspiciously like homework. — Saxon, is that interest I hear… You actually want to land the ice Queen? — Well for one, she took you as her date didn’t she? And you aren’t fucking. You tell me.
I disagree. She likes Potions, and sometimes, it can be fun. She likes Quidditch too. I also think she likes dancing. ------ Interest? I never expressed any interest, Evan. I was just asking about her and Ransom. ---- So because we're not fucking, her wearing my shirt means something?
Well I certainly didn’t see either of you at the bonfire after party. — It’d be a miracle in itself to talk to her, McKinnon is usually her bodyguard in the common.— Yeah, she’s usually one of the last ones to go to bed…It tipped me off to be honest.
Parties aren't really my thing, Evan, you know that. I guess Cordy feels the same. -- McKinnon? Are they...? ---- Is it something significant? For her to be wearing my shirt?
You’re good enough. As long as you’re having fun that’s all that counts.
Well, I suppose I am having fun.
Depends on who you are I suppose. Ed, quit making me contemplate the meaning of life so early in the day, and just enjoy dancing.
I'm not really that great of a dancer, you know.
Bullshite. — It’s Peltier right? She was your date for the Halloween party that wasn’t.— Honestly Ed, girls don’t wear a bloke’s shirt just because.
Well, yeah, she was my date. But we didn't have sex or anything. I would have told if you if we had. -- She wears my shirt? Really?
Because life is short and we should enjoy it while we can?
While I do agree that we should enjoy life, I'm gonna have to disagree when you say life is short. Life is the longest thing we'll ever experience.
A bit yeah, that’s the whole po— Hold on. How would you know Saxon? — You dog! Have you finally gone and made me proud?
Wait, what? ---- Oh, no. No, I don't think I've made you proud yet. You're talking about sex, right?
And that my friend, is the mating call of the middle eastern manticore.
That sounded like some strange sexual moan.