jess

idk what my life is at this point tbh

[2019-04-18-deactivated20190418]

me and the squad

[stream]

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[1901424011926759-deactivated201]

[forsciencejohn]

“how’s the semester going?”

[memestashhash]

[ealeczander]

Me to american animation: I know your stories are great buy why does your animation suck so bad?

American animation: We have to create simplified characters to make the movement faster and more creative and interesting.

Me glancing at Japan: 

Me: k.

[potat0-troll]

but has this been done yet???

[south-park-gifs]

[teenytinyfrog]

[kbstories]

@aergos

[yeehawsenpai]

@raiyu

[bannedfromclubpenguin-deactivat]

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂

[raveezus]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

wait

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE

[im-dan]

Is the “welcome to chili’s” guy Adam then?

[edupss]

mm. we

p s a.

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[danjnich]