Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?
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Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?
The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it
skill issue. i understand it completely
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis
saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"
nature is healing
FUCK YEAH.
Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..
this genuinely made me so happy
Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.
who's got the ditto brain in a jar comic
Walkin around the house holding a bigass knife cuz i just heard a loud crack somewhere
Have at thee
On the path of the wolf
you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect
is it worth it?
yes!!
the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT
meh it's okay
the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it
Results/option I didn't think of
It sucks having a good hair day then having to go to bed. Its like noooo... more people need to see..........
Quick question. When someone asks what age you were in a certain year do you give the age that you were before or after your birthday that year?
Do you give the younger or older of the two ages you were that year?
I give the younger (age before your birthday in a given calendar year)
I give the older (age after your birthday in a given calendar year)