Vive la Revolution

My name is Edward Sharpe and no, you may not call me Ed. My mutation is the ability to bend and defy the rules of logic. ​ (For Most Likely to End Up in Jail in a Remote Foreign Country)

[tumult-in-the-clouds]

[sawyertempest]

Am I allowed to behave rashly now?

[sawyertempest]

I myself was simply thinking of simply attacking one of them physically. I may need an escort or be beaten myself, but I’ve had worse and I simply don’t care enough. I would suggest figuring out how to cancel out the suits - it would be right up your alley, creating a paradox like that - but I’m going to assume you’ve tried it already.

Haven’t we got some electricity manipulator around here? How would they affect that damned fence out there?

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

Well, by all means, go ahead. Work your magic on those bloody humans, if you succeed I'll have the highest respect for you. Doesn't seem likely, though. If paradoxes don't work on them, a little breeze won't either.

[sighs] Mutations don't work on the fence, either. They seem to have used whatever they used for the suits on the fence as well. They came prepared, I'll give them that, but they're naive to think they'll be able to oppress us for long.

[sawyertempest]

Am I allowed to behave rashly now?

[sawyertempest]

My passive aggressiveness has ceased to be passive, my dear Edward. If you have any suggestions, do please share them.

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

Well, obviously we're going to have to find a way to work around those abominable suits of theirs. As for how we're going to do that... I may be spectacular, Tempest, but even I sometimes needs... input from others.

[sawyertempest]

Am I allowed to behave rashly now?

I’ve been good for a few weeks. It’s about time I do something, consequences be damned.

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

I won't stop you, Sawyer, but it seems more productive to channel that passive aggressiveness of yours into something that will actually make a difference and get this vermin out of here.

[mona--blanchard-deactivated2013]

Might go and pick on those humans...

[mona--blanchard-deactivated2013]

Are we done here, or..?

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

Oh? Am I boring you? That's cute.

As far as I'm concerned, we were done five minutes ago. Run along now, have fun picking on the humans, darling.

[mona--blanchard-deactivated2013]

Might go and pick on those humans...

[mona--blanchard-deactivated2013]

You’re funny!

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

Oh, how sweet you are.

[mona--blanchard-deactivated2013]

Might go and pick on those humans...

[mona--blanchard-deactivated2013]

Well my capacity to pick on people from a distance is the main reason I’m here.

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

I hate to burst your cute little bubble, sweetheart, but see those abominable suits our dear friends are wearing? They're not wearing them because it's the latest fashion in the human world.

[mona--blanchard-deactivated2013]

Might go and pick on those humans...

From a good distance that is…

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

And how are you planning on doing that, darling?

[antistalkername]

22 | 100: Zachary Quinto

[ellie-cooper]

I swear, if confusing people wasn't so much fun, I'd be annoyed.

[ellie-cooper]

Oh, I agree! This is frustrating, but at the same time, it is an entirely new experience  so quite interesting. 

Your speech pattern is familiar. Who are you?

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

Edward Sharpe. So is yours, I might add. Who are you?

[thesoundofmetal]

In an effort to "look on the bright side" of this situation...

[thesoundofmetal]

From what I have heard from Ellie, this is not permanent which is a relief. I just wish I knew when this was going to wear off.

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

Yes, that's certainly a relief. I hope it's soon. I'd rather not have to get used to this.

[thesoundofmetal]

In an effort to "look on the bright side" of this situation...

[thesoundofmetal]

Yes, of course. It is good to see you, Edward. Well not good to see that you were caught up in the mess at the party. Are you okay? I would ask if you could reverse this, but it seems as though you are just as stuck as the rest of us.

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

No, sadly paradoxes can't do much good this time.

[ellie-cooper]

I swear, if confusing people wasn't so much fun, I'd be annoyed.

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

Hm, I'm just annoyed. If this is someone's idea of a good prank, they really lack imagination. This is incredibly frustrating.

[thesoundofmetal]

In an effort to "look on the bright side" of this situation...

[thesoundofmetal]

Yes, I am Anthony. I am sorry, but I do not know who you are. I cannot tell who most are lately.

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

Neither can I, but you mentioning your dog helped.

Edward.

[thesoundofmetal]

In an effort to "look on the bright side" of this situation...

at least Octavia still listens to me and recognizes me. That would be all I need, her yapping at me and not letting me into my own room.

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

Anthony?

[the-petersmith]

Why is that when i first get boobs, that i get small ones.. .

[the-petersmith]

sourpuss..

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

I don't have time for this.

[the-petersmith]

Why is that when i first get boobs, that i get small ones.. .

[the-petersmith]

oh come on… don’t be such a sourpuss. 

[edwardtheparadox-blog]

Oh, witty choice of words. Really, I admire you, you've obviously got your priorities sorted out.