LOCAL FAT SPOIDE

Andromeda \\ 21 \\ it/its transfem \\ enjoyer of things, lover of bugs, doer of moms \\ minors DNI there will be hornyposting \\ taken

[brainfondue]

[zxbuster-advent]

[vivian-the-catboygirl]

@vivariumgnostikos @puparachne @spidergirlfangs

Mweow, gotta tag my spider mewtuals! >w<

[mandi-bul]

Daydream

[hemipenal-system]

fun wildlife fact: the dragons lurking outside your house at night in the woods are actually really sweet and tame and will let you hand-feed them. they’re gentle and won’t even snap at your hand to get the little bit of sausage from your fingers. theyre so cute you should feed them. give the dragons a little treat

[hemipenal-system]

fun wildlife fact: dragons like it when you take them into your house and let them sleep in your bed :)

[hemipenal-system]

fun wildlife fact: good girl~ are you enjoying it? do you like the feeling of being broken in on a dragon’s cocks? you’ll never fuck a human again because it’ll never be this good~ are you going to cum? are you going to cum your brains out on a dragon’s cocks? good girl~ pretty girls like you should be bearing dragon clutches anyway, not working some silly job~ wrap your legs around her haunches and pull her deeper. let her fuck straight through your cervix and put her cum right where it’s supposed to be and ruin you for any humans who come after her~ that’s right, good dragonslut~

[r34comments]

[grimeclown]

[divine-dragon]

Offering Received: BWOINK! (#865)

huh?? what??

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[miraclemaya]

getting into a fight with a pervert girl and she tries to fight dirty by groping you but that does literally nothing and you beat her and afterwards you ask her about it and she's like yeah here's a video of me doing it to this different girl and that other girl basically immediately starts moaning and squirming and it's very hard no to be jealous. at least you are undefeated

[henstomper]

we seriously need to do more to let people know about the dangers of sisy hypno i watched just one video and im still pushing this damn rock

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[jimcantswim]

[yokowan]

i love pictures of the international space station which are just completely overexposed because that is just.. unequivocally an angel.

[tsunflowers]

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

[tsunflowers]

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

[dragongirlsweetie]

there is a spiders among us

[jame7t]

a girl bit me so hard new pronouns appeared in bio

[iamoutofideas]

ouch/oof