things that make me happy

because everyone deserves to be happy and i want to be more often than not.

[ruisi]

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I didn’t have to be scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

[pdlcomics]

Pretend

[lefthandedtoons]

Snakes | Left-Handed Toons

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1770/

[dogsyoutube]

[randomlovesawkward-blog]

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

[dreamjock-deactivated20141116]

I CANT HANDLE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION THE DOG IS WOUWUOWUOUWOUW AND IM CRYING MY TEARS IM DROWNING

[toocooltobehipster]

3 year old death grip!

[theslayprint]

omfg

[urulokid]

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

[blackalleykat-deactivated201709]

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

[ilovepugs]

Ladypug

[hotsenator]

HOLY TRINITY 

[fannishminded-blog]

MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.

I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.

Aussies may have Tim Tams.

EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.

USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.

That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.

You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.

And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.

Yeah.

Those thin mints.

The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.

The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.

Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.

It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.

[doctorcakeray]

The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.

[landscapesclothesandfootballl]

PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.

[kindredandkinless]

AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen

[eeb1021]

Thanks Steve. #classicdad #dadjokes

[eeb1021]

I know I have a black thumb when it comes to gardening but now my flowers are gonna die because I don't want to drown these birds when they hatch. #JustCantWin

[eeb1021]

#saturdayselfie

[exit152]

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 

[eeb1021]

truth

[catleecious]

[unimpressedcats]

King of the jungle

[pdlcomics]

Wonders of the Universe

[stilldontknowmyname]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

majortvjunkie:

nobody came to his birthday party

[eeb1021]

this made me so sad

[did-you-know]

A Dutch artist turned his dead Ostrich into a helicopter. He calls it the OstrichCopter.

This is the same guy who had turned his dead cat into a helicopter few months back.

[eeb1021]

now he can finally fly

[eeb1021]

heh

[lefthandedtoons]

Beach Day | Left-Handed Toons

Reza Farazmand from Poorly Drawn Lines has given us this fine guest toon right here!

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1466/

[pdlcomics]

I guest-tooned this for Left-Handed Toons. With my left hand!