Eelzeal

Essek my beloved | Eel | 21 | They/Them | Trigun brainrot

[eelzeal]

essek fans come get yall juice

[eelzeal]

Glad to see they kept his cunty little hair flop alive

[darkvioletwonderland]

Zack and Cody can finally eat in the best Italian restaurant

[secondlina]

I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~

Hiveworks Comics

It's time! Today is the day. Share the comic you've been working on all summer with the tag #MicroComicSummer

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

[bread--quest]

[ID: A picture of the Mona Lisa. End ID.] [ID: A stock image of a white man giving a thumbs up. End ID.]

[soysaucecas]

so you know how the first use of mansplain was on a spn livejournal comment

[eelzeal]

Power scale fights are so stupid and dumb fuck this I'm making a new superhero hero name is Tiffany and her power is that she's just better than her opponent. Her opponent + 10% their power in every aspect. "Well Goku would still-" no she's 10% better than Goku. "But Deku-" no she had 1.1 childhood bullies he doesn't win shut up Tiffany sweep

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[eelzeal]

rip stede but I'm a weaker man and would have kissed izzy then and there

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[still-playing-pretend]

😳

[taciturnaberration]

six years of fried egg tshirt…

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

🎉 10 YEARS OF FRIED EGG ON A TSHIRT 🎉

[vulturevanity]

21st night of September Thursday

[vulturevanity]

21st night of September Thursday

[maddisandy]

[castielssuperhell]

I was trying to make a destiel breaking news meme about trump’s mugshot, but I fell asleep mid sentence

[eelzeal]

I understand narcissus on a primal level (just redid my nails)

[eelzeal]

I'm only like a little bit into the first zone but I'll say it. They should let me kiss Volo, cowards.

[eelzeal]

Ron has been telling Terry Jr. that he loves his stepson for 27 years I am unwell and weeping he's not the step-dad he's the dad that stepped up

[ruinedchildhood]

how nolan intended it