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Hey look who is here for a change! I went out and bought Suicide Squad as soon as I had some Christmas money and I’ve already watched it two times since then. I do have a gripe about the extended cut though wasn’t there supposed to be a June/Rick date or did I just make that up?

Anyways I’m going to try and be good about getting on but if I’m not on please go bug me on this blog or this one to remind me.

If anyone is interested in plotting just IM me!

#ss rp #suicide squad rp #dc rp #dceu rp #dc tv rp

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

Teacher’s Assistant AU || @wolf-queen-named-stark

June had not meant to panic but here she was sitting on the floor ofher lecture hall trying to breathe. “No it’s not- it’s not going to be okay.”She told the girl as she held the sides of her head. “I can’t keep doingthis. I just- I can’t!”

#{{ meme response }}#v;; main #wolfqueennamedstark

ask-meme-addicts

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER SENTENCE MEME

“You can’t use my room for anonymous sex. I’m kind of a neat freak that way.”

“My shrink told me I was crazy! Well, who’s the narcissist with severe attachment disorder now?”

“Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.”

“The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.”

“You’re like God. There’s no one hotter than God.”

“If I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you’re trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard that your eyes pop out and then I’ll feed them to you like grapes.”

“Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don’t let it be awkward.”

“If I can talk a stripper into paying me for a lap dance, I can talk my way out of a speeding ticket.”

“When will you learn that the only difference between my life and a porno is my life has better lighting?”

“Ugh! You are worse than my shrink. ‘We have to talk about your father,’ or ‘I’m not going to teach you how to hypnotize people, you’ll only use it for evil,’ or ‘I’m not going to conduct a couples session between you and this woman, she’s obviously a prostitute.’ I don’t need this!”

“I’m sorry, I don’t speak ‘I never get laid’.”

“I feel like I’ve done so much good I have a soul boner.”

“It is a lifestyle blog for the upscale, sophisticated urban gentleman, and it’s never gonna take off if I can’t post today’s boner joke.”

“The first time I rode in a limo I was five. I was on the way to my grandfather’s funeral. I suppose, in a way, I still am.”

“Your ego’s writing checks your body can’t cash.”

#meme

sandcvstles

hurt meme.

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!”

“what the hell happened to you?”

“are they dead? did you kill them?”

“do you know what you’ve done?”

“you’re either with me or against me.”

“who the hell did this to you?”

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…”

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?”

“when was the last time you ate?”

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!”

“i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.”

“are you… throwing up in there?”

“why aren’t you eating?”

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.”

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –”

“i woke up, & you were gone.”

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?”

“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”

#meme

“Stop calling me Enchantress . I am not her she is gone.”

#open

a-joyfuljourney

#in another life... {{ wishes }}

Mains Call

I am looking for one or two main people to interact with for each member of the squad as well as a few others. These will be people I write starters for, send memes to, and send plots I have first. I also just want more reasons to get on this blog. So like this if you’re interested in being one of my mains

Characters I am looking for Mains of:

Harley Quinn- Diablo- Boomerang- @ofboomerangs & ____ Katana- Deadshot- (interested in shipping with a Floyd) Killer Croc- Joker- Amanda Waller- Rick Flag- @vexxmexyouxdie & _____ Batman- Superman- Wonderwoman- Aquaman-

#suicide squad rp #suicide squad roleplay #dc rp #dceu rp #dctv rp

violent-nobility-deactivated201

The River || Rick & June

eenchantress

violent-nobility:

They had both reacted to the news about the temple like they’d been stung by bees, Luke thought, and he had the distinct feeling that he’d done something wrong. The blonde student felt equally awful and confused, but he told himself to just shrug it off. If June wanted to tell him what he had done wrong, she would tell him. And if she did, he would listen. He halfway idolized her for her genius, and he was more than halfway jealous that Colonel Flag was so obviously close with her.

“Yes ma’am… I mean, June. You got it.” Luke nodded and quickly darted out of the galley.

Rick waited until his footsteps had gone quiet, then immediately turned to June. His first instinct was to hug her and he took a step forward to do that, but he stopped himself. June wasn’t weak. It was one thing for them to embrace each other out of happiness, but if he kept stepping in every time something uncomfortable happened, or any time he was worried about her, that was an insult to her. Their dynamic while she’d been possessed hadn’t been one based on equality, no matter how good either of their intentions were, and that needed to change. While Rick knew his instincts would always be to protect June, and while he would always be there for her the moment she wanted him in his arms, he knew he had to fight his own instincts, too. He couldn’t assume that June needed touch or reassurance or anything like it without letting her show that need, without letting her request it if she wanted it. Their relationship had been dangerous for both of them before, and that was something he wanted to get away from now.

Still. He hated it. It was going to be hard as hell learning not to always try to be a source of comfort or strength, especially when it felt like he was essentially abandoning her – but that right there was the mindset Rick knew that he, at least, needed to get rid of. He wasn’t abandoning June, he was here for her, right here, he was just waiting to let her make her own choices about what she needed and how she got it. June’s free will had been taken away from her in such a horrifying way that no matter how Rick might mean well, he knew that he could unintentionally be taking more from her, if he let himself.

“You…. Okay?” Rick asked, watching her. “You think it’s likely that there’s – another deity out there, another power like the Enchantress?” He was hoping to hear that it was impossible, that there was no way they were walking into a dangerous and magical trap, but hope sometimes felt like the biggest joke of all.

“Thank you Luke I appreciate it.” June told the student and watched as he left them to be alone. She was almost afraid to look at Rick now that they knew this. She thought he might go back to coddling her. Then she had needed it but now she could not let him coddle her like he once had. She had a whole group of students who were looking to her now and if they saw her like this she feared that they would not respect her.

Still she could feel fear setting in and the beginnings of a panic attack. It was going to happen all again. She was going to lose control of her life, of her body, and of everything. She would not be able to handle this. She had to go, she had to leave. Her breathing was shallow and she held onto a bar nearby for support so she would not pass out. She swore the walls were closing in but after forcing herself to focus she knew it was not true.

June looked at Rick with the most helpless look feeling as if she was that useless woman again. As if she had to go to her soldier for comfort again. Still she had to remind herself that this could be nothing more than a stupid rumor by the locals. Her mind did not have to go right to Enchantress like activities. Things could be normal or at least more normal than they once had been.

“I- I don’t want to think that their is.” June told him before she took in a deep breath. “I would like to think she is the only one but that his highly unlikely. If their was her and her brother then their were bound to be others. They must have had their suspicions if they did not tell me beforehand.” She ran her hands through her hair, sinking to the ground to sit. “I am sorry that I even dragged you to this. We should have gone with your idea and just gone to the beach or something. This was a stupid idea. What if we get ourselves thrown into the same situation again? I could not handle it if I was possessed again, Rick. Once was more than enough for me. I cannot even handle the thought of it happening. I feel like I can’t breathe and I...” She stopped speaking, feeling tears fall. “I can’t do this. They can figure this out without me I’ll just stay on the boat or something.” She rested her head against her hands. “I just can’t.”

#violentnobility

Icebreaker starters!

"Are you alright?"

"Can you open this for me?"

"Where am I?"

"Who are you?"

"It's freezing out here!"

"Can you show me where the nearest store is?"

"Have you seen my pet anywhere?"

"How did you find me?"

"Can I hide here for a few minutes?"

"What are you making?"

"Help! Someone help me!"

"I'm lost..."

"That smells delicious!"

"I can't do this!"

"I think this is your mail."

"Is that mine? I've been looking everywhere for this!"

"Run!"

"That was close..."

"How did you find this place?"

"Is this yours?"

"I think you dropped this."

"I've been robbed!"

"Thank you so much!"

"Is this your home?"

"Step into the light, so I can see you..."

"It's dark in here!"

"It's so hot outside!"

"Is that fire?"

"Happy Unbirthday!"

"What's that?"

"Why am I here?"

"Can you help me find something?"

#meme

chivalrousxhybrid-deactivated20

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

eenchantress

multimusemadness:

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

#meme

headstrongmartin

texts from last night! meme

eenchantress

multimusemadness:

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.

[text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

#meme

the walking dead sentence meme.

"i don't cry anymore."

"you don't need their love, but you need their respect."

"get over yourself, you're not the only one who lost something today."

"they have guns, and people."

"you said that we get to start over... did you?"

"i didn't need to know that, but cool."

"no one's coming."

"we're all going to die and you let this happen for nothing."

"as bad as it gets, it's still better than down there."

"try to look at the good we're doing."

"welcome to the human race, asshole."

"i'm suffocating in boredom."

"if we hadn't saved you, you'd be one of them right now. so you owe us."

"they think i'm scrawny, they think i'm weak, but they don't know shit about me."

"every sacrifice we make needs to be for the greater good."

"where are our people?!"

"good news is that you're not dead yet."

"these people are my family, and if you hurt them in any way. i will kill you."

"never let your guard down, ever."

"we're not splitting up again."

"nowadays, people are just as dangerous as the dead."

"either you're the butcher, or the cattle."

"everybody can't be bad."

"i just need to forget."

"you're safe enough to be bored, you're lucky."

"we don't go back!"

"i'm taking anyone back there who wants to leave."

"you're not like everybody else."

#meme

ofroleplayandthings

Send a ♧ and I'll generate a number to which your muse will catch mine...

eenchantress

ultimateaskmemes:

(WARNING: Triggers and NSFW)

1. Having an affair 2. Having sex 3. Killing someone 4. Self harming 5. Wrapping their present 6. Binge drinking 7: Taking an illegal drug 8. In the shower 9. Undressing 10. Masturbating 11. Watching a children’s tv show 12. Drunk 13. Being sexually assaulted 14. Getting beat up 15. Overdosing on a prescription 16. Buying an illegal drug 17. Holding someone hostage 18. Talking about them behind their back 19. Confession their love for your muse to another 20. Playing with a pet.

#meme

Assorted Starter Sentence Meme!

"What was that all about?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"Why should I care about you?"

"I think you're cute."

"You could have died!"

"I love you more than life."

"It's not me, it's you."

"What in God's name were you thinking?"

"You must think you're real cute, right?"

"No, I don't love you anymore."

"Give me a break."

"You're just being bitter."

"I think you're jealous!"

"Please stop that."

"Maybe we should take this somewhere else?"

"Fuck this, I'm out."

"Oh, it's just you!"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"I feel like I'm wasting my life."

"Why do you always have to do that?"

"Of course I love you!"

"Fuck off!"

"Go on. Touch it. I dare you."

"Yeah, he/she/they told me all about you."

"Nice to meet you."

"I adore everything about you."

"What's happening?"

"God, you're obnoxious."

"Do you want to go on a date with me?"

"Funny, I could say the same thing about you."

"What gives you the right to do that?"

"I don't know what I was expecting."

"Look me in the eyes and say you're telling the truth."

"Weren't you on television?"

"I thought you loved me but it seems you don't care..."

"Stop running from me!"

"I remember you."

"Ha! Marry me!"

"I can tell you're trying to annoy me on purpose."

"You don't know me, but I know you."

"Give me a break."

"That was my nickname in high school."

"Did you do that on purpose?"

"That's embarrassing."

"What does your shirt say?"

"Is that a tattoo?"

"Let's get drunk and make out."

"I will fight you, motherfucker!"

"If you shut up, I'll kiss you."

"Are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"

"Oh no, don't do that!"

#meme

mystiicarts:

“Supreme Sorcerer of this dimension. All of that.” Stephen gave a small smile in return to her words.

“But you do, by maintaining control of her.”

“Keep her in control? I can barely do that- she comes out if I drink, if I pass out, if I am too relaxed, or even if I am asleep.” June admitted with a frown.

#mystiicarts

JUNE. TOMORROW. SPOOPY. JUNE.