Some Royal Bullshit @eerereecrackconfessions - Tumblr Blog

‘a world where beluga whales are just imaginary creatures but when two university students find one and keep it in their apartment they realize that nobody else can see it and they have to try and find out why!!!’

#this is still the greatest thing I've ever made

This blog has ceased (SiS) to have its original function and is now my personal shitpost chamber and there's nothing you can do about it

Timothy has BFE (best friend energy)

Ngl I misread this as "Timothy has BEEF" at first

jaj

Now-on! Non! NOW Prisoner two-four-six-oh-two-oh-six-oh-four-FIVE-one! You're no one. lol. Your time is up and your time is up and your time is up! And I'm Javert! You know what THAT means? -Means I'm free--

-No. -eeeeeeee-- -...No. -eeeeeeeee-- -NO!

Sauce Sauce Sauce! Your gun. -Yes. -No -Yes -No. -Yes! -NO! Faff! To the left, to the right, to the left, to the right. Eereree. -It warns you're a man. -I, uh... -Naan -I,sshh, yuh. -...nun... I stole a Lola lol, a loaf of Breeeaaad! -And I'm Javert! My sister's child was cloaked! We wew ew. Now! Six! Up! Rules! That! Let! Tin! Shame! 'Til Dane! FIVE! What! Tried! Six! And Jav Get-Get!

-My sister's child was the child of death! We were starving! -You'll starve again! LOL -LOL -And I'm Javert! Unless you learn the meaning of [unintelligible]

I know the meaning of [unintelligible, different] Haaaaaaaaooooooaaaaaa...

FAAF! WHAT?! You're a dangerous nun! Yes 6-6-6! -My name is Joj Valjeaj! -And I'm Jajvert! [music warps, low] Do not forget my name! [music warps, high] Do not forget my name! Do not forget my mom!

2Fort.

MENS CHORUS:

🎶 Lul 🎶

-Get me a sandwich! [music becomes tense]

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Whoa.

-I stole the bread!

-Die! [gunshot]

And I'm Javert! [dubstep music]

[EDM beat plays] I'm Javert!

I'm-I'm Javert! I'm Jave-ve-ve-ve-ve-ve- Javert! [To the beat] Now Prisoner 11111!

Your time is up and your parole's begun!

You know what that means!