Eric C. Salazar

STILL I RISE - New York - Hawai’i

[daughtersofthesun]

amakararo

[tilthat]

TIL there is a “white man” café in Tokyo, where Japanese ladies ring a bell to summon tuxedo-wearing caucasians who respond with “yes, princess?” and serve them cake

via reddit.com

[atheist-xmas]

call that cracker barrel

[debelice]

Love Rainy Weather....

[lilmamabeyellin]

me after an emotional breakdown

[girlmostlikely]

Me, still insane: I used to be sooo crazy

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[rudepolaroids]

Kiss Your Homies Goodnight.

[kalofi]

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

[comfyhaystack]

only packing the essentials 

[waxthevan]

[norwegianmonk-deactivated201707]

[spoopy-story]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

🙏🙏🙏

[sailorbrazil]

how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping

[tyjrose]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[jowolf2]

Octopus cinnamon buns. He’s stuffed with cream cheese frosting for dipping!

[apolonisaphrodisia]

Yes !

[xcathenny]

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Pizza Planet - Toy Story Glowing Alien Slime Soda

“BLAUGH” - Woody

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

7.5 fl oz Mountain Dew

2 Green Glow Sticks (Opened)

HOW TO MAKE IT

Combine

Follow for more Magical Budget-Friendly Disney Recipes

[wandering-tangents]

NO NO NO DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING WITH GLOWSTICK JUICE IN IT. IT’S NOT “INSTANT DEATH” TOXIC BUT IT’S STILL HELLA BAD FOR YOU.

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

[dormouseking]

Pretty fucked up that queer people’s emotional development is usually like

0-12: childhood

12-22: t̷̬̳̫̜̬͙̯̝̤͌̇h̷̗̾̃̂̓̿̚̕̚ͅͅë̴̡̙̟͚͖͖̟́ ̶͙̲̱͍̝̔̔̾̾́d̴̛̫͚̳̫̈́̐̒̀̏̑̀͝ä̶̯͔͓͇̮̱̠͉́̓̋̌̈́̔̏ͅr̶̹̳̣̭̞̳̱͔͌ͅk̷̲̜͙̝̲̿̐̓ņ̷̢͔̺̤͕͕͓͋̐͆̈́̇́̆͜͠e̵͇͗̍͂̚ṣ̶̟̼̩́̍̉s̴̥̐̅ ̶̢̜͉͚͍̉̓͑̒̑͝o̵̧̠̙̐͗́̋͊̿̈́͛̉f̸̫͊̐̀̈́̕͝ͅ ̸̭̺͓̘̪́͝t̷̛̺͆̈́͘h̸͚̺̣͍̃̇̈́͑͋è̷̙͙͍͇͈͉͎̔̂̚ ̵͍̥̈́̆̆̐v̶͖̈̐̓͋̍̈́͘o̴̳͖͊͛̋i̸̙̾͂͆̈̓d̵̢̩͓̻͎̲͓̓͜

22-30: adolescence