Marvelous Wonders

There's all kindsa shit here

[bricesander]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

[thismachineplaysme]

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

[pleatedjeans]

[glitterlvng]

Oh my GOD

[becausebirds]

Dutch “Cuddly Owl” finally caught on video. This bird has been cuddling the citizens of this town for a while. It likes to land and stomp on people’s heads.

Watch the video

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[hotboyproblems]

me: does nothing for five days

me: today is a "me" day I deserve it I need to relax

[3000s]

this is the mood for 2018

[tastefullyoffensive]

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

Everyone needs to wash their face n go to bed

[jodiefoster]

she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today

[hotboyproblems]

me: walks into living room

tv: tonight on how its made

me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

It’s dark in fridges.

why my yogurt sending me anons

[abandonedandurbex]

SS City of Adelaide, wrecked off the coast of Magnetic Island [615x768].

[bob-belcher]

seconding guessing a decision

[weavemama]

POPE TWITTER IS FUCKING POPPIN 

[buttpoems]