heaven

Don’t like it? Become God

[ainavisa]

love going to the movies by myself

[countess-of-edessa]

i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it

[niyarest]

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

[lindwurm-prince]

[corin-tuckers-left-one]

No smeeking??

[t4tstarvingdog]

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

[segamascott]

if an eldritch god ever met me they would be entranced by my dope soul and pleasant vibe i think

[segamascott]

me and the bestie

[softstraydog]

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

[halloween-san]

do u guys like my pumpkin（＾ω＾）

[kiriska]

I love this stupid animal.

[undertheinfluencex1]

No Noise November, everybody stfu next month

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[c3rvida3]

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[jaubaius]

[aeforvirra]

Aw he’s just looking for love

[oarfjsh]

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[kiwimidnight]

TINY WRLD (2020)

[cocotine]

[anxietyproblem]

[guooey]

Eating my one big leaf!

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that stops me from sleeping in is that a delayed breakfast makes Pangur too excited/desperate about food, which makes her gobble up both her and Grim's portions and then almost immediately vomit it all out, and then she makes me hold her because she's really sad about throwing up

[pangur-and-grim]

it’s so hard being a little cat