stay golden.

just a basic from California posting whatever catches my eye

[heavenintact]

we literally live in a dystopian world where sleepy girls are forced to work

[teathattast]

[notactuallythebrand7up]

[icedlondonfrog]

[ectoimp]

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

[novas-grimoire]

Would you expect Gonzo’s to be anything less than unhinged?

[beartnie]

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

[itszonez]

Simone Biles for New York Magazine and The Cut photographed by Ashley Pena (2021)

[everythingfox]

Just making things nice

(via)

[somecutething]

[peachdoxie]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OOOH MY GOD OH M MY G O D

[capacity]

I’m sorry but I always loose my mind a little when men rap about their dicks getting sucked in their songs . they’re such vivid storytellers I feel like I’m there

[memecage]

[alicedemettrie]

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy

[caffeinewitchcraft]

[arcaniumagi2]

[stability]

its almost like kids learn prejudice 

[obiwan]

Harry Styles and his first-time Grammy winning smile 

[frogndtoad]

that night, frog and toad were both happy

[ruinedchildhood]

[animusrox]

[oe6]