Eeyore

Thanks for noticin’ me.

[eeyore1926]

Why was Odysseus beefing with him? Did I miss the comic it was explained in?

[eeyore1926]

Adding hoopers to the patronage section of St. Anthony of Padua's Wikipedia page.

[anxietyclam]

[goudavibrations]

I wish we could just untangle urgency from our lives on every level. What if more places were closed on the weekends. No package delivery on sundays. We close midday for two hours to rest and then reopen. Just settle down. Not so fast.

[eeyore1926]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siesta

[speedlimit15]

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

[eeyore1926]

Bank account unsalvageable

[eeyore1926]

shaking my head and looking mad during the mike love songs so people know I'm cool

[tabloidsores]

we are teaching him to gamble

[eeyore1926]

meowjong

[sillyfr3nchb1tch]

who here got tumblr

[thoodleoo]

many teachers are complaining about the whole 67 thing but for me as a latin teacher it is really a blessing in disguise. because now instead of only caring about the number six being sex in latin they at least want to learn seven as well so they can harass me by going "sex septem" at me

[eeyore1926]

hahahae sex septum

[dogpuppy]

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

ragebaiting my fat dog ending explained

[eeyore1926]

Don't worry he always gets the treat at the end;

rage abated

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[eeyore1926]

Pour one out for the late great streetcar

[badassdemonsword]

Attention all males of the world…

Steely dan cds are 50% off in aisle 7…

[eeyore1926]

Every aisle 7?

[ganymedian]

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[natalieironside]

nopilled notcore ain'tmaxxing won'tcel