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Patrolling Höllvania almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. (Warframe Crack RP blog. Take nothing seriously.)

[efervon4u]

Rare footage from a Scaldra base

//OOC: HOLY SHIT

//OOC: Yes, this is exactly it.

[efervon4u]

You know sometimes I *almost* manage to forget my leg is full of nails until I walk by Aoi absolutely grooving out and feel my leg try to wander off to go join in.

[efervon4u]

This is your semi annual reminder that the drifters scare me.

[efervon4u]

Welcome back man! How you been doing?

I've been doing pretty good actually!

Since you guys missed it apparently I've:

Fixed the roof. Again.

Went on a joyride in one of those H-09s

Finally got this stupid Cedo thing working

And I went shopping for a new biosuit for next time dog days rolls around because that was fun.

[efervon4u]

Ommmmmgggggg sevens haaiiiiii

*twirls hair*

Um...

Hello?

Please don't do that.

[h16h-v0l7463]

is it a bad time to mention that i was seeing weird activity on the old network channels but kept getting distracted and forgetting to follow up on it orrrrr

[efervon4u]

For FOUR LOOPS!??

[efervon4u]

I can't believe I've been talking into the void for the last like four loops what the hell man

[efervon4u]

So was anyone going to tell me we change frequencies or was I just supposed to figure that out on my own.

[h16h-v0l7463]

hospital.

[efervon4u]

Hang on I'll fix you.

[efervon4u]

that's laterally enough to account for all the main hex like the fuck?

In their defense one does sleep in here half the time but I'm not counting her and one of the others also hasn't come in here.

I realize it used to be a storage closet but come on guys I would've figured the makeshift airlock was as good as stapling my name on it.

[efervon4u]

You know if I had a Höllar for every time a Hex (protostrain?) walked into my room thinking it was theirs I'd have six Höllars.

You guys have been here for years. What the fuck.

[seeliedfate]

Ahahha Just checking in I didn't completely ruin every fucking relationship here again Did I?????????????????

[efervon4u]

You'll be fine. Probably.

[seeliedfate]

Probably!!!!!!! Yeah except I'm finally starting to turn this bullshit around and maybe find a compromise and keeping all of you at least amicable with me is a bit crucial to that and

No wait you're just saying it's fine. Like the situation is fine or some shit Sorry I jumped the gun

[efervon4u]

Been there. It'll pass.

[seeliedfate]

Ahahha Just checking in I didn't completely ruin every fucking relationship here again Did I?????????????????

[efervon4u]

You'll be fine. Probably.

[efervon4u]

Any comment on the polycule antics currently ongoing?

I just patch the roof and sweep the floors man.

[h16h-v0l7463]

Isn't that child older than sevens

NO?????!!!!!!!!!!

[efervon4u]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!?

[unchainedcathedral]

Perhaps I should ask her to cease...

[unchainedcathedral]

Oh my...

[unchainedcathedral]

She has handed me a can.

This is the part of the social interaction where I am invited to participate, yes?

[efervon4u]

Turning down the offer is a grave and unforgivable regional insult. Do not turn down the opportunity.

[efervon4u]

Every day I wake up and thank Lord and Lady Lua I'm only sort of in the army anymore.