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Patrolling Höllvania almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. (Warframe Crack RP blog. Take nothing seriously.)

[efervon4u]

Rare footage from a Scaldra base

//OOC: HOLY SHIT

//OOC: Yes, this is exactly it.

[efervon4u]

Boy howdy people are antsy today, huh?

Network chatter hasn't been this high since the foosball tournament.

[efervon4u]

Kalymos should only get the best of foods. Like pan seared brick ration slices, and canned tuna.

[br0adsw0rd]

Tuna? Yes.

Brick? Brick?????

[efervon4u]

Obviously brick.

How do you think they got so big?

[efervon4u]

Kalymos should only get the best of foods. Like pan seared brick ration slices, and canned tuna.

[efervon4u]

You know sometimes I *almost* manage to forget my leg is full of nails until I walk by Aoi absolutely grooving out and feel my leg try to wander off to go join in.

[efervon4u]

This is your semi annual reminder that the drifters scare me.

[efervon4u]

Welcome back man! How you been doing?

I've been doing pretty good actually!

Since you guys missed it apparently I've:

Fixed the roof. Again.

Went on a joyride in one of those H-09s

Finally got this stupid Cedo thing working

And I went shopping for a new biosuit for next time dog days rolls around because that was fun.

[efervon4u]

Ommmmmgggggg sevens haaiiiiii

*twirls hair*

Um...

Hello?

Please don't do that.

[h16h-v0l7463]

is it a bad time to mention that i was seeing weird activity on the old network channels but kept getting distracted and forgetting to follow up on it orrrrr

[efervon4u]

For FOUR LOOPS!??

[efervon4u]

I can't believe I've been talking into the void for the last like four loops what the hell man

[efervon4u]

So was anyone going to tell me we change frequencies or was I just supposed to figure that out on my own.

[h16h-v0l7463]

hospital.

[efervon4u]

Hang on I'll fix you.

[efervon4u]

that's laterally enough to account for all the main hex like the fuck?

In their defense one does sleep in here half the time but I'm not counting her and one of the others also hasn't come in here.

I realize it used to be a storage closet but come on guys I would've figured the makeshift airlock was as good as stapling my name on it.

[efervon4u]

You know if I had a Höllar for every time a Hex (protostrain?) walked into my room thinking it was theirs I'd have six Höllars.

You guys have been here for years. What the fuck.

[seeliedfate]

Ahahha Just checking in I didn't completely ruin every fucking relationship here again Did I?????????????????

[efervon4u]

You'll be fine. Probably.

[seeliedfate]

Probably!!!!!!! Yeah except I'm finally starting to turn this bullshit around and maybe find a compromise and keeping all of you at least amicable with me is a bit crucial to that and

No wait you're just saying it's fine. Like the situation is fine or some shit Sorry I jumped the gun

[efervon4u]

Been there. It'll pass.

[seeliedfate]

Ahahha Just checking in I didn't completely ruin every fucking relationship here again Did I?????????????????

[efervon4u]

You'll be fine. Probably.

[efervon4u]

Any comment on the polycule antics currently ongoing?

I just patch the roof and sweep the floors man.