Pain is only temporary; death is permanent

[vegansadboy]

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

[emotionalmiasma-deactivated2015]

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

[xehecatlx-deactivated20160607]

me

[fedorathexplorer]

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

[drunkonfanfiction]

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

[googlemapped]

me: throws you back into the locker

[drunkonfanfiction]

Superwholockian: *summons Lucifer and has tea with him in the locker which is secretly the TARDIS*

[fgrfdhadfjhdtjstrjdsjrrgara-blog]

is this real life

[haomin0]

うとうと…ごろん。ずりーん。

ゆめやんはずり落ちそうになるたびに寝直して、見てて飽きない。

もかちゃんはヘソ天ででーん。

さ、安全なケージで寝ようね。

[nintendontdodrugs-deactivated20]

masked super smash bros player beats absolutely everyone in a 9 hour tournament without food or speaking.

[cheesyfingeredguitar]

jesus has returned

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

[yoimdownhere-blog]

blank

[lessthanlovers]

[mysharona1987]

Adulthood is one slow, cruel realization that the Hogwarts letter is never coming.

[lol-coaster]

[urafuckinnerd]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[f0xface-deactivated20151003]

[fuck-benedict]

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

[fuck-benedict]

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

[milkofmarrow-deactivated2014072]

Why is the blame for romanticizing mental illness lodged at teenage girls documenting/trying to cope with their struggles with mental illness and not grown men who make movies about how medication is evil and schizophrenia is magic powers.

[power-chords]

I’m just gonna reblog this every time I see it.

[poryqon]

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

[treesenpai]

step over ants put worms back in the grass rescue baby caterpillars release spiders back into your garden open windows for bees to fly home they are all little souls that deserve a life too

[best-of-imgur]

[brbs0up]

I have seen the future.

[bassiter]

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

[erocsan]

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

[bassiter]

i’m a man

[littlearcherbooty-deactivated20]

[stunningpicture]

In Colorado, snow during the month of May can lead to some weird things.

[pleatedjeans]

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

This is how that scene went, right?