effie

a failed e-girl, successful e-thing

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[steampunkforever]

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

[titsay]

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[luisonte]

Que ioputa

[wizardshark]

Oh you're gonna wanna unmute this one

[skeletonclaw]

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[casgirl]

Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[st-just]

It's funny that they still have the 'no smoking allowed' lights and warnings on every plane you fly on, as if there's a single flight you CAN smoke on any human has been on since the turn of the millenium at latest.

[txttletale]

the funniest part is that they're lights, and the other lights turn off and on depending on circumstances, leading to the strange implication that there's some hypithy situation where the pilot is supposed to go "eh, why not?"

[effie-ghost]

on my flight the other day a guy sat further down the row from me pushed the call-steward light while we were still on the tarmac and asked the hostess ‘what’s the fine for smoking on the plane’

this woman’s mouth just drops open before she remembers she is working and just says that you don’t get a fine, you just get arrested when the plane lands

and this guy then says thank you and as she was waking away pulls out a pouch of tobacco and starts rolling and cackling to himself

(he didn’t smoke in the plane but he did start slyly vaping and I love the idea he sincerely wasn’t aware of this law)

[artemisinfurs-deactivated1986426]

gonna show people my authentic self soon. just as soon as I get it perfect. soon. any day now I'll be good enough to open up to others

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[noah-wyles]

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

[silver-tongues-blog]

"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"

[tibby]

it’s actually very easy to live a life free of social media if you don’t consider tumblr a form of social media. which i don’t. #freedom #technologicallyfree #offline #amish

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]