I see you have arrived

If you’re a cop then this is all satire

[thewittyphantom]

[yama-bato]

Sanae Sugimoto Afternoon Fun Cotton Linen Sheeting by Kokka

Sanae Sugimoto Midnight

Dream Cotton Linen Fabric by Kokka

via

[theehorsepusssy]

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[timrousbeastie]

[its-in-the-woods]

its painful actually

[innerchildabortionclinic]

fuck off. I just know if I was a dog and my owner let go of my leash i'd be the dog that stops walking and looks at the owner for reassurance and not the dog that runs free

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

[masterpandyiv]

Happy Krampus Day!

[kittensnax]

Few more before bed

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[bodhranwriting]

Things I can't have in my Scottish-inspired 1611 fantasy detective series:

Ready access to potatoes

Broccoli

Flintlock pistols

Symphonies

Provable knowledge that blood circulates about the body

Bare-knuckle boxing matches

Things I CAN have in my Scottish-inspired 1611 fantasy detective series:

Coal mining extraction from the ocean

Mechanical stocking frames

Anemometers (measuring wind speed and direction)

Watermarks

Grenades

[fuwungi]

love this animal……. The shart

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[kaslynspeaks]

#hands down my favorite thing about fandom#is that u get to interact with people so far outside your normal circle#half your age or twice your age#on the other side of the planet#different religion ethnicity socioeconomic class or hairstyle#nothing in common except that we all like the same blorbo#it's so great#fandom oh fandom (via @illumynare)

[heathcliffbot]

07/28/2026

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[ruinedchildhood]

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[hooved]

spell IHOP and then say Ness