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[devildomwriter]

Obey Me Out of Context #88

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[devildomwriter]

“Stop smirking like that. It's unseemly.”

“You're just jealous, Lucifer.”

“What?”

“There's no need to hide it. You're jealous because we sound like a married couple, right?”

“…”

“Did I hit the mark? I was thinking the same thing when I asked ___ what's for dinner tonight.”

“I wasn't holding my tongue because you were on the mark. Your statement was so foolish that I was stunned into silence. I can hardly believe you're the great sorcerer that the Devildom holds in such high regard.”

“That’s so mean, Lucifer. I could give you a little demonstration of my magic right now if you like.”

“That's not necessary. Buy your Demonus and go home. You wouldn't want that wonderful dinner to get cold.”

“Indeed not. I'll be home soon, ___.”

— Lucifer and Solomon during a call to MC (Phone Call)

[devildomwriter]

“Who just attacks a person out of the blue like that? Really, Belphegor, you should know better.”

“…Solomon. You knew, didn’t you? That’s why you came to ___’s rescue just now… You’re trying to protect a fellow human.”

“Wrong. It has nothing to do with protecting a fellow human. I did it because ___ is my apprentice. And I won’t see my adorable apprentice harmed. Also, I’m the one who told ___ to lie about being a demon. If anyone deceived you, it’s me. So you’re blaming the wrong person.”

“That doesn’t change the fact that ___ can’t be trusted. Now get out of the way. I’m angry.”

“…And you think I’m not?”

“…”

“A group of high-level demons like you ganging up on a single human? I can’t say I approve…”

— Solomon and Belphegor (Nightbringer Chapter 11-1)

[classycookiexo]

[devildomwriter]

This is so funny to me. Like he’s just standing here contemplating out loud how little he understands Solomon.

[devildomwriter]

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[ghostcradle]

fans of characters that hate vulnerability will be like “i cant wait until they cry 😍 cant wait until the weight of their emotions breaks them 😍”

[solomiracle]

solomon and mc getting together because of the exchange program is hilarious in hindsight. the whole goal is to strengthen the bond between the three worlds, meanwhile these humans become so in love with each other they'd destroy the devildom and celestial realm in a heartbeat if the other one asked. woopsies

[books-and-catears]

I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Like yes you put exactly two humans in a foreign realm, with one who clearly is more protective of humanity and sees demons as mere tools. And you put MC, who didn't even think demons or angels or magic was real and you put them in a house full of demons who didn't exactly make the best first impression.

Which makes Solomon the only real person MC can actually relate to and depend upon.

And now Solomon is MC's mentor and Solomon is fiercely protective of MC. And now MC has clear influence over all three realms and Solomon simply is the most powerful human as well. Talk about a power couple.

[cant-get-enough-btr-forever]

I was browsing BTR fanfiction and happened upon this:

[mpregeminem]

completely based off this post

@samwinchesterstan

[kosmical]

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[flowersinthegrocerystore]

[chxrrylungs]

I like to imagine if Dean went into the MLP universe he'd be PISSED to discover that he can't go back home and defeat monsters with the power of friendship (also I think him and Rainbow Dash would get along really well ^_^)

they'd get along great!

[manincaffeine]

[the-unconquered-queen]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSS

[capt-mortemers]

pixelberry: we would never use ai!!!! all our work is our own :)

also pixelberry:

[gutsfics]

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ETHAN????????????

also like not to mention that its CLEARLY ai