Ugh..I'm over here now

Description

[george-the-capybara]

So! This Iran war stuff isn't popular with the people. What is the Trump admin going to do to get the people's backing?

Blow up NYC?

Blow up Minneapolis?

Blow up LA?

Voting ended onMar 10

[george-the-capybara]

So! This Iran war stuff isn't popular with the people. What is the Trump admin going to do to get the people's backing?

Blow up NYC?

Blow up Minneapolis?

Blow up LA?

Voting ended onMar 10

[effinshitpost226]

[shisabun-art]

Chapter 1 of my new fanfic, Resolute, is now up!

Megatron has fallen.

Well okay, basically everyone has fallen. The war is over. Instead of allowing himself to be captured and charged for his various war crimes, Shockwave instead grabs Starscream, throws him aboard his new spaceship body and peaces out into space. Well peacing out was the plan. But things rarely go as planed in life. And if Shockwave wants to stay not dead, he has to fix Starscream (easier said than done), find a competent crew (statistically impossible), get himself properly repaired (actually the easiest part), and not give into his newly (accidentally) unlocked emotions. He was the greatest mind in the galaxy. He would figure it out. (debatable)

Or

Starscream is a physical and emotional wreck, Shockwave is a spaceship, Hotrod is now Rodimus Prime, Optimus isn't dead, Knock Out is next in line to be the ruler of an entire planet, Breakdown is his secret boyfriend, and no one is okay.

Resolute Chapter 1

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39037002/chapters/97648011

[effinshitpost226]

You ever just NEED to have your ass squeezed?

Like I'm squishy squeeze me plz! 🥺

[effinshitpost226]

One of these days I'll wake up without being so horny that it causes cramps. Right now though I hurt! 😞

[effinshitpost226]

All I want to do is garden, love bugs, knit and play Pokémon cards! Quit telling me I have a "dark triad," personality type....that's just mean bro. 💔

Like I soo totally didn't make s'more while burning my abusive parent's prom photos the other day.

[effinshitpost226]

Due to my messed up ovaries I have higher levels of testosterone and some mornings I wake up and understand why some people with dicks want to get punched in them.

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[effinshitpost226]

Why do doctors think that just because things can go in the pussy don't make it. PAINFUL and that if someone is screaming and crying in pain and/or passing out from the pain that sedation ISN'T NEED!

[effinshitpost226]

I thought having a pussy meant not having to wake up horny as fuck every morning!

Hooray for higher levels of testosterone despite being on hormone therapy for my failing ovaries....I don't think it's working. I've taken it correctly for years and I still don't get a period. I really want that shit taken out of me ovarian cancer runs in my family and my cousin all ready has had to have hers removed despite being younger than I am. My aunt had to have her's removed too.

[effinshitpost226]

Why do Boomers feel the need to turn the TV volume to LOUD AS FUCK then watch it until 4 in the morning while everyone else in the house IS TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP!?

And they wonder why I have some many health issues maaaybee while growing up sleep might have been an important thing for me to have. HMMMMMMMMM......

My dad really needs to get his ADHD and depression treated. He doesn't understand that he's come off as mean and inconsiderate when he does this shit. Then he might again deny that he has anything wrong with him while drinking on the couch all night.

[effinshitpost226]

When genetics gives you big fuckin' tits and every time you try to roll over on your side at night and one fucking tit doesn't follow so you end up laying on it.

[effinshitpost226]

I find sunk cost fallacy very amusing!

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.