Shark Squad

I'm really chill AF this blog is about whatever I feel like that day feel free to ask questions

[inlovewiththenights]

[antediluvianechoes]

Nanotyrannus, Wayne Barlowe, 1995

The juvenile rex prowls the beach for stranded fish and sea things. Alas, the waves provide nothing today, not even a storm-tossed shark. After some steps across the wet sand, he spies a pterosaur skeleton, half buried like hastily abandoned picnic knives, but it has already been scraped clean by crabs and flies. Something else stirs to the rex's left. Not far away stands a morsel of a thing. It does not appear fast, nor does it have horns or scutes or talons or fangs. In fact, it appears to be the most defenseless creature imaginable. With catlike silence, the tyrannosaur zeroes his red eyes on this new prey. It is you he sees, Reader. Run!

[ilikeit-art]

[memeuplift]

[asamiontop]

Fucking Carl Sagan 🫶🏽

[dr-alchemicrow]

i know how to identify all of the barksies now.

[kaijuno]

[entitty]

overstimulated in the club tonight

[entitty]

understimulated in the home tonight

[entitty]

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

[sacred-portal]

[boymounter]

she's butch. she's 100% beef and sexy as hell. she might be unkillable. she wears sunglasses inside and pulls it off. she wants to fuck every princess she meets. she has a huge bitching sword. she WILL sacrifice herself whether you like it or not and you will never ever stop thinking about her. i didn't say her name, but she popped into your head anyway, didn't she?

[stjepan-sejic]

just a reminder, if you want to read my comics here in full, you have to enable mature content, sexual themes. while my comics aren’t porn they are  made for mature readers. think game of thrones…. with sex scenes that fit the plot XD anyhow. off to work. more fine print arriving tomorrow. cya! also… just look at them. such professionals XD

[feraligatr]

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[theinformationcollector]

TIL: The Ogre Faced Spider’s eyes are more sensitive than both a cat’s and an owls, but every day at dawn the photosensitive portion of it’s eyes are destroyed by the sun, and the arachnid has to regrow this portion each and every evening.

via reddit.com

[flowersinthecircles-deactivated]

[the-sapphic-raven]

Hits you with a beam that makes you Nonbinary

[the-sapphic-raven]

Hits you with a beam that makes you Bisexual

[the-sapphic-raven]

Hits you with a beam that makes you Pansexual

[the-sapphic-raven]

Hits you with a beam that makes you Asexual

[the-sapphic-raven]

Okay this one's just Hyper Beam

[hopelesslyromanticchudail]

You know our society is fucked up when people seriously think being a criminal defense attorney is like. A moral evil. Like people seriously jump to “wow you defend murderers” as if the majority of “crime” that happens on a daily basis isn’t literally stuff like addicts being caught possessing drugs or homeless people being arrested for loitering or fucking poor women stealing food and clothes for their kids like… the average person is just one or two paychecks away from also being deemed a “criminal” by society but yeah sure you should definitely act like needing to be defended against the state makes you an automatically morally bad person

[hopelesslyromanticchudail]

Also you’re seriously dumb if you think criminals don’t deserve a defense. That means you’re willing to accept that the capitalist colonial state has arbitrary power to arrest and detain you no matter what. You act as if a criminal having the right to a defense is a bad thing but you don’t even fucking realize how that right to a defense is the one thing that theoretically stops the government from being able to take away literally everything to your personhood

[hopelesslyromanticchudail]

Like actually women and children who kill their rapists and abusers DO deserve a defense. Sex workers do deserve a defense. Addicts do deserve a defense. Homeless people do deserve a defense. Black people and Indigenous people who are arrested by the police for literally the smallest things do deserve a defense. Teenagers shoplifting from big corporate grocery stores do deserve a defense. You’re out of your mind if you think criminal defense is some like inherently immoral thing and you’re out of your mind if you think the capitalist racist state should have the power to unleash its full carceral wrath on your fellow people

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[nuggsmum]

[efreet-owlboi]

Still here, live and kickin

[corhore]

Bros…