I am Egg Knight

fueled by fire

[deathbybutcher]

ᛝ　　the gongoozler .ᐟ 　˘𒁹︶

The Gongoozlers tail is a mighty relic...

The Gongoozler, Unus Annus, moodboard, teal and black, crankgameplays, ethan nestor, markiplier

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

[avatarherobrine]

Coward

[beerecordings]

THIS TWEET IS SO STUPID AND FUNNY

WHY DID THEY MAKE IT LIKE THAT

[dogiechik]

So who is ready to crash a streaming site through sheer numbers this october 18 watching The Edge of Sleep? WE ARE.

[fluidstatick]

for those unaware:

Mark Fischbach, aka Markiplier, has been making progressively more ambitious projects for the last several years, including starring in a television show for the Qcode podcast The Edge of Sleep. The podcast is excellent; it's a sci fi apocalyptic medical drama about a mysterious disease causing people to fall asleep and never wake up. The TV show went into production around 2018 and fell into development hell.

It's finally being released, but with a pair of truly upsetting conditions:

- No one involved in the project is legally allowed to say where it will air before the day it debuts, and

- The company releasing the show is holding Mark's most recent project for ransom. His film, Iron Lung, which he's spent the past two years working on almost exclusively, will have a path out of development hell through this company -- but only if Edge of Sleep debuts on their platform in the top ten.

That means zero marketing outside of Mark revealing the air date, and the audience's prior knowledge of the podcast. The company is dangling Mark's future as a filmmaker above his head at a truly frustrating height, and he's asked his fanbase to get him there, because his hands are tied.

If you're not already following Markiplier's work, go check out A Heist with Markiplier, In Space with Markiplier, and the podcast of The Edge of Sleep. And on October 18, help this incredibly dedicated filmmaker convince a film studio that his work is worth investing in.

[dealbrekker]

I will personally watch edge of sleep into the ground to get him his iron lung goal

[radiotheradio]

I just sent them an email as well because I very much do not want to encourage this behavior by giving them views.

[clownomics]

"In the ever expanding clown market, Carnival Cuts stands as a timeless classic, revered since 1787 for its premium clown meat. In contrast, BigTop Bites emerges as a modern juggernaut, pioneering patented sub-breeds of circus clowns and steadily expanding its influence in the dynamic market."

[maximum-alien]

Reddit seems to like this concept

[jselorekeeper]

Dear viewers, Badegg has revealed the preorder date!

Be prepared for April 22nd!

[literally21]

The importance of boycotting

Keep this in mind for all boycotting. From doing it for Palestine to DR Congo to whoever else needs our support.

[robertreich]

Jeff Bezos's Amazon and Elon Musk's SpaceX are both fighting in court to have the National Labor Relations Board declared unconstitutional. Starbuck's and Trader Joe's joined them in separate lawsuits. All of these companies have a disgraceful history of worker abuse and union busting. All of them have been charged by the NLRB with hundreds of violations of workers’ organizing rights The NLRB is standing up to their union busting. That’s why they’re trying to destroy the NLRB. I'm going to do my best to keep you all informed about this case as it snakes its way through the courts. The future of unions may depend on the final verdict. http://dlvr.it/T49LM1

[zohbugg]

[fae-lien]

Made a new clown oc inspired by stuff like candyg*re, clown husbandry, meat core, and also Mutatedeye's Funland Vertigo comic on Tapas though I don't think my OC necessarily exists in that world as much as she is inspired by it and similar concepts. I still need a name for her but I'm bad with those. My art hasn't been getting the attention I was hoping it'd get especially since I plan to launch my art shop on Threadless soon and I'm not sure what to do about it but I figured I might as well share some stuff here.

[fae-lien]

I have rebranded a lil (don't worry I will still endlessly reblog shit) but I wanna also maybe perhaps gayhaps perchance share art? Because I draw? Doodle? Make art? And I wanna uuuhh share it because I might open a shop? An art store? Online? Via Threadless? Cuz I've always wanted to sell my art and FUCK REDBUBBLE all my homies hate Redbubble. Friendship with Redbubble ended, now Threadless is my best friend. Anyways yuh

[maximum-alien]

I don't like self promoting and I dislike red bubble but please consider

I really like this design and I'm financially struggling and in a bad unsafe home environment

[lastoneout]

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

[petscop]

saw someone say "if i didn't know better i'd think [the missing submarine case] was just viral marketing for markipler's iron lung" ajnd was briefly captivated by this world where markiplier sends 5 billionaires to their deaths to promote his movie

[maximum-alien]

amogi

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Voting ended onMar 14, 2023

[candyredterezii]

[keycrash]

apparently ppl don’t know about waifu2x??? despite its… concerning name it’s literally the most convenient website i’ve ever come across as an artist

it allows you to resize artwork without it becoming pixellated. this is a MASSIVE help if you, for example, make lineart too small or something. it works best with things that 1. have no textures 2. have smooth lines 3. have cel shading, but it still works really damn well for things that don’t fit that profile

here’s an example:

normal size

2x in paint

2x in waifu2x

so like, there’s that. go wild

[jake-clark]

Original:

Photoshop scaled:

Waifu2x scaled:

It’s legit!! Tell your friends!

[information-hunter-sky]

waifu2x-multi is the newer version. It allows for rescaling multiple pictures at a time and to scale them up to 10x the original size. 

[smoliboops]

CAN WE HIT ONE BILLLIIIOON LIKES!

this part killed me