*annoucer voice* Fullmetal Alchemist

mannn I'm just a silly lil guy

[flowerygraves]

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[theatsthetic]

i dont think ive ever posted this old homestuck art

[toastyglow]

so weird to have a doctor tell you "you can't go against mother nature, you can't improve on the things god already made for a specific purpose". my guy that's your whole JOB. sir you're wearing GLASSES.

[daemon-siblings]

hana is more worried about yuru not being covered by health insurance 😭

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[dogpuppy]

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[hawkpartys]

i misspell genus pernis a lot

[great-and-small]

When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard

[typhus-andronicus]

[archipithecus]

softshell and hardshell books

paperback and hardcover turtles

[ranidspace]

happy 6/12 post karkat's fucked up door

[hotvampireadjacent]

Happy tom needy drinky day

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool