Eloquent

{having or exercising the power of fluent, forceful, and appropriate speech}

[ruinedchildhood]

[iskwekan]

ah, the crescent moon….the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle, 

[contract-crawdad]

@vedajuno I refuse to let you hide that in the tags

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[patrik-star]

The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show 

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[mooglemain]

me

[mooglemain]

also me

[showerthoughtspost]

The numbers 7 and 11 both have the word “even” in them, but are odd numbers.

[showerthoughtspost]

A $20 bill feels like an adult dollar.

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[walterwhitemediocrity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[youareliterallybeingsorude-deac]

[alyisdead]

my brain talking to my heart

[old5tuff]

[squidwurd]

nature is beautiful

[77ft-deactivated20241119]

is that a croissant

[cartooncoyote]

Eating fruit is okay

[weedsandwich-deactivated2018042]

source?

[cartooncoyote]

this

[oneseriouslycoolguy]

That banana is holding her hostage

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

dead

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all