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[eggbreadboi]

This tumblr is a mess, but I try to keep it sorted and tagged

IF you want to only see my art: #egg’s art

IF something strikes your fancy, some of my art is for sale at https://payhip.com/EggsBrainNoise

Most recent addition:

Charles and Carlos "Brothers in Arms" Print 17x12

65lb cardstock print, 17cm x 12cm.

Sleeve Buddies!? Valtteri & Käärijä Sticker (Shiny)

10cm by 7.5 cm vinyl sticker of F1 driver Valtteri Bottas and musician Käärijä to celebrate the new Stake Sauber suits. High quality vinyl t

Lewis to Ferrari "Legacy" Print 18x13

65lb cardstock print, 18cm x 13cm. Artist logo/signature on the back.

Niki Lauda "Victorious" Print 18x13

65lb cardstock print, 18cm by 13cm. Artist logo/signature on the back.

Super Rat Sticker

High quality vinyl sticker with a design based off of Niki Lauda's early 70s mascot character. 6.5cm x 7.5cm, roughly 3x3 inches

#breadanswers <- my answered ask tag

#resources <-half art resources, half important life stuff

Egg intellectual properties 😂

#egg’s ocs, #egg’s edits

Notable fandom shenanigans

#f1 wing au

Fandoms

#mushishi, #naruto, #jjk, #odyssey #mononoke, #cod, #f1, #motogp, #golden kamuy, #saltburn, #hes not trigger happy if anything he’s trigger sad <- my bucky barnes tag, #bullet train

[cherubheartz]

favorite phenomenon

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[saveyourhelplessspite]

the whole point of a self indulgent headcanon is that its self indulgent and can be used self indulgently, but when i, shame experiencers georg,

[delmondo]

[fullmetalfisting]

Tbh germ theory DOES sound crazy. Like if you told a regency-era nobleman that tiny creatures lived on the surface of everything and THAT’S what causes consumption, they’d be like “ah, I see you are a lunatic. Would you reside in my hermitage? Rantings and ravings do so amuse my guests”

[mysteryteacup]

But if you told a Medieval person this they would probably go "Ah, so when the miasma settles on surfaces it gains evil life. I understand."

[alarajrogers]

Yeah, actually, it would probably be pretty easy to explain germ theory to a Medieval person as tiny evil spirits that live on everything, but they can be purified by soap and water, or by alcohol, because that is why God has granted us those things. And because they can float in the air, if you cough or sneeze after they have infested you, that can cause them to infest others. And when you are sick, the angels God has deputized to defend the bodies of His beloved children are at war with the evil spirits, and, sadly, sometimes they lose, but the best way to help your angels win their battle is to rest, drink plenty (this would probably be small beer in this time period, not water, because the water was also infested), stay clean, and for the sake of God do not allow anyone to let your blood, for the angels need that blood in their war against the evil spirits. Bloodletting is good for some types of illnesses but not the kinds caused by the tiny evil spirits.

[chekhovs-raygun]

boiling as a sterilization measure is also easy to explain. water returns to the air when heated and it rises as steam back up to the floodgates of heaven; we know God created the world in seven days, He's not up there making more water every time it rains. it circulates. the returning of water to heaven also purifies the water of unclean and malign influences. you know wormy water from a muddy puddle will kill your kid. you know you wouldn't wade into a bog and have a slurp. water that remains in the low places of earth absorbs all that is unclean from our waste and it may also sponge up new diseases from hell, we're not totally sure about that one, but it seems likely. God set up the heavenly water cycle so that the earth's waters wouldn't totally fill up with gunk.

what does this have to do with boiling your surgical tools? well look, the boiling water releases bubbles of steam which carries the malign influences up to heaven. you boil a knife, you send all the miasmic particles off with the steam to heaven. if you rinse the knife off in a bucket the water isn't hot enough, the particles go into the water and then right back on to the knife. you gotta boil it to get the particles all the way away. how can a tool or rag or a bed have miasmic particles on it when you can't smell them? humans have a lousy sense of smell. look at your dog on the hunt. are there no rabbits in the woods just because you can't smell them? we know that miasma is carried on the air, and is what makes stench so dangerous, and we know that humans can't smell worth a damn compared to dogs cats horses etc. a dog can smell if a rat died in a corner of the room last week. you can't. do you think licking the spot where the rat died is going to go well for you? luckily, what humans lack in snout we make up for in brains. we have extra brains where our sniffers should have been. God set that up for a reason.

and why does a rinse with wine spirits work? man, look how fast alcohol evaporates. my guess is that because wine contains a lot more vice than water, it evaporates a whole lot faster, in sort of an equal and opposite way that a rock falls faster than a feather. if you want the miasmic particles to get off there FAST, you dunk it in something that's going back to heaven at a gallop.

what's up with honey? it just preserves things against corruption. doesn't clean them off. honey doesn't evaporate at all. probably because bees don't sin. it's not good for ridding a tool of particles-- it's sticky-- but fine for preserving anything you don't want to go to heaven OR hell. this is why you wash the wound with wine spirits or purified water FIRST, to sluice the miasma out, then slap the honey on AFTER. and boil the damn bandage, too. you wouldn't put a rotten door in a sound doorframe and expect it to keep out bandits, would you? cmon.

[great-and-small]

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

[kneelian]

witty post, here's a quick study of a least bittern

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[mushishiweek]

hi!! 🍀 last year we had a veery late mushishiweek, so this year I'd like to arrange it during the summer, like before!

also, as a sloow slow disabled artist I've noticed there's not enough time for me to prepare between the announcement of the prompts and the event! would a month be enough for all?

share your opinion please 🌀

mushishiweek 2026 when 🎤

June

July

August

Either is fine!

Voting ended onMay 13

I guess the poll is a bit of an interest check as well 🌀

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

[cyber-seagull404]

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

[teaboot]

ITS A FUCKING QUILT GUYS

[theatricuddles]

[ID: A realistic quilt of a bicycle parked on concrete, the shadows reflected in the concrete.]

[captainjonnitkessler]

I'm gonna be a hater for a minute

Can we get a moment of silence for everyone who's ever created a piece of art that said "what if it DOESN'T end happily? What if good intentions aren't enough? What if everyone is sometimes flawed and thoughtless and petty and we all do harm without meaning to?"

Only for someone to be like "omg yessssss this is so powerful! And then, what if it DID end happily and the good intentions were enough and everything gets wrapped up in a twee little bow because I have the emotional complexity of a six-year-old?" and then they get a thousand reblogs of people going "yayyyy it's fixed!"

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[guiltfactory]

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....