The Egg House

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egg contestant 2 here!!! Back at it in the game a little rusty nonetheless

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egg contestant one reporting for duy! just wanted to dedicate the return from my hiatus to the smart and talented egg contestant 2 !! today it is their birthday and, i’f im being honest, just between you and me, they taught me everything i know about the egg trade! but i won’t let that stop me from trying to be the new heavyweight egg champ! anyhow, here’s to you, EC #2 , may there be many beautifully cooked eggs in ur future

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hi i made biscuits and hash :( this is egg contestant 2 speaking. egg contestant 1 has kind of left us here, even though this blog is said contestant’s twitter bio. hmm. i dunno, maybe egg competition is not as important as we all thought. (*audience boos*).  not even eggs can make me excited anymore i just feel down.  

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EGGHOUSE PLATTERRR come and get your EGGHOUSE PLATTER. hi followers, feeling #lost this morning

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good egg/bad egg… 😑 #oneofTHOSEdays 🙄

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are u down with the revolution 

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hey guys..  I just wanted to come clean about some of the recent events on this blog. The previous post wasn’t actually me, It was a photo I had ripped from a peer and fellow competitor in this upcoming egg-off. Since then I’ve realized that there needs to be a certain standard of transparency on this blog if I hope to truly track my progress + learn from my mistakes! So here are my eggs from this morning- using a recently learned trade secret ;) ! 

The actual author behind the last post’s eggs is also going to be a regular poster as well! I’ve talked to them about the incident and we are back on talking terms, so it’ll be exciting to see what they bring to The Egg House!!! 

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hey guys! it’s me! the same ruthless B— from before! I’ll stop at nothing to get my eggs looking perfect, and this is a pretty close-to-looking perfect omelette if I ever saw one. what’s the 2016 #eggoff about really? sportsmanship? tenacity? good will? no!!! it’s about kicking those other losers to the ground and looking hot as hell doing it! anyways, I’ll see you guys in the arena. 

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“They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... but what about eggs???????”

Woops!! I wish I could’ve started this blog on a better foot, but it seems like I have a long way to go before I can compete with confidence in this years #eggoff. I will be documenting the eggs I make daily and hopefully improvement will be visible over time!! If you have any tips or tricks please message me! #egghacks