I found this device in the red loser's room, now it's mine. I don't think he knows what to do with it anyway. I think I'm the only smart thing here. The stupid blue freak regularly let's himself get thrown around, that stupid orange idiot can't even walk with how big it's stupid ears are. Don't even get me started on yellow. The only respectable one here is pinky, and that's because she has food. Honestly, this place is smelly and gross and I hate it here but every time I try to escape I get taken right back!
Soon, though, I will get rid of them all. I have a crow army, I just have to get rid of that stupid strawboy, he scares them. He has a mean kick, no wonder they're scared. I can't tell you how many times he's launched blue across the field. It would be so much easier if I could speak! But no, I can hardly type!
If any of the things on this device wanna get me out of here, this is what my hell looks like
#—Log 001, 15:32 19-7-42
Authors notes;
@boilsyouroil here, wanted to say a few things.
One, keep discourse, homophobia, racism, hate, and sexual stuff off this blog. It's centered around an evil mole and the "things" he lives with, keep it that way.
This au is derived from the sonic boom universe, though things have been taken from other canons, such as Stone from the movies, and the Master Emerald
"—Log ###" tags are for timeline purposes. So, for example, "003" would come after "002", even if they're out of order. The year is 3042. Log times will always be in military time. Date format is DD/MM/YY.
All posts with the "eggmole" tag are in character. I will always tag ooc as "ooc". The "boils your oil" tag will be on all posts featuring my art, and other username tags will be there if I use the art of another user, as credit.
The Au's official title is Amy's Rodent Rescue. All character designs are below, in case you want to make fanart.
Oh, also thanks to @official-doctor-robotnik for inspiring me to even make this blog [I originally never planned to even post this au] as well as helping me decide what species stone would be. Heavily appreciate. [Yes, I tricked you, haha!]
heyyy eggmole havent had an update for a while!! working on any EVIL PLANS lately??? :D
MANY! WINTER IS A-COMING AND THE STUPID BEASTS WILL BE HIBERNATING! I WILL BE ABLE TO ENACT MY REVENGE ON THE PINK ONE WITHOUT THE BLUE THING IN MY WAY MYAHAHA
I don't even look the same as that fucking SCAREHOG. We aren't even the same SPECIES. "I have PHDs" I have an army. Oh, and I'm sending some to your abode, good luck finding them before they find the last of your sanity.
do any of the workers at the rat barn know about your intelligence? or do they just think you're a precious little creature?
None of the workers know, but one biped does know. The red one. Nobody believes him, of course, but he knows. He's seen my secret den, he knows I have things that were once his, but to the workers, he is simply a child with a big imagination.
