Egg Omens, the omens of eggs

Are you tired of horoscopes? Try Egg Omens. They're worse.

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Today's egg omen:

Hit twice, but be real careful how you handle that second crack.

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Today's egg omen:

Hit once, crack once, clean up the mess, then do it again, but better. Don't be frustrated by the first attempt; just take a deep breath and keep going.

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Today's egg omen:

Cold fingers don't crack eggs very easily.

[whosamawhatsit]

warm them in the frying pan got it

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you concern me

[eggomens]

Today's egg omen:

Cold fingers don't crack eggs very easily.

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Today's egg omen:

Difficult, crumbly. Sometimes you have to come at a problem piece by piece until what you want has enough room to slide out. Take your time. You'll get there.

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Today's egg omen:

Requires less force than previously thought to crack the shell. Something might be easier than you expect it to be. Don't be scared to try it.

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Today's egg omen:

Crumbly. The eggshell was unavoidable. Don't take blame for something that isn't your fault.

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Today's egg omen:

Clean crack, but you cut yourself on the eggshell while popping it open. Slow down a little bit and pay attention to the little pain signals of your body today.

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Today's egg omen:

Perfect split, 30/60. Sometimes you have to compromise for the best solutions. Don't worry about making everything even.

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Today's egg omen:

First crack needs more than one hit, but the second cracks first try. Keep a steady hand and try again. It'll work out.

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Today's egg omen:

Cracked when you pulled it out of the carton.

You... probably shouldn't eat that. You did anyway. I worry about you, sometimes.

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Today's egg omen:

Cracked nicely, but doesn't split where you want it to.

Your anxiety is high today. Take a deep breath and slow down. You'll be okay.

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Today's egg omen:

You're gonna need to hit that thing twice.

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Today's egg omen:

Clean crack, but the shell clings. It's the little details that drag you down. Remember, it's okay to let go and not be perfect once in a while.

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Today's egg omen:

wash it first.

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Today's egg omen:

Healthy, tough shells. Hit it a little harder. You'll get there.

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Today's egg omen:

Cracked in the box. Consider staying home today.