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Felix managed to tear his gaze away from the chocolate eggs for more than a few seconds, his eyes flickering to Hope as she offered them again. He bit the inside of his cheek, a meagre attempt to distract and drive away his temptation-- which hadn't really worked as well as he'd hoped.

The uppity 'I'm sure' response that was bound to leave his mouth was caught in the back of his throat and died as his sister promised not to tell anyone. ...Could he really trust that? Hope never really did anything that he could deem untrustworthy, but still... There was always a chance, especially with her as a lesser sibling to him, the most superior of them all.

——— " ...If you're certain... " Felix muttered warily, clearly still hesitating. He really mustn't... But he could resist no longer. Surely father won't hear about him having just one piece of delectable chocolate?

He carefully reached over and plucked the chocolate from her hand, as if the act of touching it was as delicate as disarming a bomb. And promptly ate it-- both because it looked good and he certainly did not want any evidence of even holding it longer than necessary. Though it's not like there were cameras on him; moreso just him being paranoid.

Oh, that was good... " Ah, well, thank you Hope... " Felix muttered, stiffly, almost bashful that he had to be gracious at all. Truly the biggest of inconveniences. ...Worth it, nonetheless.

There's a pause. the beginnings of a mean grin, turned into pursed lips before folding back to neutral, some statement held back.

Buuut since this kid clearly wants to make an ass and fool out of themself, kris will lean forward, a spark of mischief coming in the tiniest spark. "So what in the world do you think i'm hiding?"

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Yeah, boss baby Felix was way too preoccupied with catastrophizing to pay attention to the nuances of Kris' facial features. Not that he'd recognize what just happened there to begin with. Not the most emotionally intelligent, this one is.

——— " What you're hiding--? " Felix's own expression soured, slightly confused but also indignant.

That had to be a trap too, was it not...? Why wouldn't it be? This ruffian was likely planning something nefarious depending on Felix's answer! Definitely not because Felix had no actual idea about what this horrid teenager might be conspiring against him.

——— " Ha! Like I'd be imbecilic enough to just hand you exactly what I know. You're daft to patronize me. Please. I was not born yesterday. " He scoffed, crossing his arms.

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Nugget eyes almost focused in on Felix. His pupils slowly turning in as he was laser focused now. Nugget pointed two fingers to his own focused eyes. Slowly. They turned to Felix. So slowly and menacingly.

Then it suddenly became a fist as Nugget punched at the air in front of Felix. Those focused eyes were now back to their wall eyed state. His brows still narrowed as he stared Felix down.

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Felix stood, staring back at Nugget with an unwavering glare. Composure ensured he didn't flinch as the nugget-obsessed urchin made his blatantly threatening gestures. He must not flinch. Fine for him if the strange boy intended to play that way, because Felix was better than that and would not stoop to such a level.

He crossed his arms slowly, the way he'd seen his father do when a subordinate was particularly irritating and continued staring down Nugget in return.

His eyes narrowed further, " You don't scare me. " He scoffed like an anime rival. " If that is all the business you have, I will be off. And you should hope I don't see you again. I will remember how you've wronged me and dared to sully my presence with eggs, you detested cretin. "

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"Nah." Try all you want Felix, Kris is... not divulging anything. Useful or otherwise, really. Full shrug and everything. They're not really doing... anything. Kris is just continuing to stand there. Krissingly.

... and that's all they seem to be planning to do, is continue to exist vaguely facing Felix' direction. and the child's opinions on the matter does not have any impact on this decision.

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——— " Aha! So you are hiding something! I knew it! " Felix snapped, jumping head first and backwards into that conclusion. He might as well be frothing at the mouth too.

——— " You may think you have fooled me-- you think you've bested me! But I see through you, and I see your pathetic evasions for what they are. Mark my words, if you're secretly plotting some sort of conspiring action against me as a Huxley, I will sue! " Apparently he's not done villain monologuing.

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There was a twinge from Nugget. The thought of vegan nuggets nearly made Nugget break. There was a disturbance in the force. The force of decency for the holy grail that was Chicken Nuggets. Nugget's wall eyes narrowed.

"You have made a most terrible enemy this day, Rich kid. Nugget will remember these threats. These mockeries toward the holy and true nugget. Empty as they could very well be. The name 'Nugget' shall be a stain on your bloodline. Mark the words of Nugget."

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Oh. Oh that sent a chill up his spine an alarmingly decent amount. Had Felix made a grave mistake after all...? --No! No, surely not. He was Felix Norstubble Wealthington Huxley III! He did not make mistakes, not even of a minuscule calibre!

——— " Fine, then! " Felix stood his ground, his own eyes narrowing back at Nugget's. Felix would sooner let Teddy inherit the family fortune than show any fear in the presence of this lowly cretin for even a second.

——— " Do your worst! You'll find that my bloodline is rather untouchable, certainly so against your filthy commoner hands. "

"You said 'or what'. My 'or what' was a chicken butt." They aren't even really reacting to... any of the Felixisms going on right now. Nor does it seem like they plan to elaborate further. Or... react in really anyway that can been easily seen.

Have they even blinked? impossible to tell, considering... What is it with small blond humans and them anyways? honestly, they seemed to be decreasing in quality based on this third one.

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Felix is just. Staring at them. What. He can barely comprehend the sheer audacity of this individual, to utter such nonsense and think it's a sufficient response!?

——— " That makes absolutely no sense at all??? Zero sense, I say! "

The baby is flabbergasted. And probably angry. Mostly at the fact that he doesn't understand, but this 'chicken butt' certainly seems like such a childish thing to respond with nor dignify with a response of his own, so he elegantly sputtered some more akin to a steaming kettle.

——— " And!! Anyway! You did not answer my question! " He narrowed his eyes in suspicion, " You're hiding something, aren't you? There's a reason you're avoiding the topic altogether, hm? Resorting to this... inane diversion! Well, I'm onto you now! "

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Kris has. been staring at the fancy dressed kid for. a while now. which for a teenager looking at a toddler is... kinda weird. they're not doing anything, and the bangs int eh eyes maybe they arent' staring btu it sure as hell feels like they are just. staring felix down. hm.

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——— " ... "

Why the bloody hell is this creepy teenager just... existing threateningly silent in his direction?? How offensive. He couldn't see the eyes of course, but some part of him sensed it-- which was utterly monumental for Felix, considering how imperceptive he was in general. Good job, Kris, you unlocked a never-before-seen Felix Feature™! But that just got him more disconcerted despite the clear attempt at projecting otherwise.

Unnerved, Felix simply stared back for a good couple more seconds. At least, until he couldn't take it anymore. " ...What in blazes are you standing there for!? Do you have something to say or what?? "

There's a sort of jolt, as they look abour a sec for the voice before refocussing on Felix. were they just... spaced out?

Then what was said was process.

"Chicken butt."

Apparently the answer to the question is 'or what'. They were just standing there. Krissingly. You disturbed them from their thoughts(?).

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Blink. Blink blink. Just as swiftly the New Felix Feature launched, it suddenly crashed again as his entire brain bluescreened at the sheer stupidity of the nonsensical statement he just heard.

What????? What was that?? That was certainly not an appropriate response to Felix's question, or any question for that matter!

Felix stood dumbfounded a moment longer before practically exploding in utter confusion. " Excuse me??? What does that even mean?? "

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A conveniently placed carton of eggs next to her egg-hater of a brother makes for a perfect opportunity for a prank for some, but not Hope Huxley! She picked them up and placed them far faaaar away from Felix, and returned with a carton of chocolate eggs! Hopefully this was a better alternative than regular eggs!

" Fefe! " She called out to her brother, beaming at him. " There was a carton of eggs right there , so I took them away for you and replaced them with chocolate eggs. Do you want any? " She held the carton in one arm, picking and holding one out with her other hand for Felix. She cannot remember if he was allowed to eat sweets or not but.. Sweets are yummy and he deserves one anyways!

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Felix had barely noticed his surroundings had changed at all, having been lost in thought, of things not of particular importance. It was only when his sister drew attention to it that he blinked and glanced down at the chocolate eggs she held out to him.

A pang of... something, caused his mouth to twitch strangely. ( Smiling. It's called a smile. He's smiling-- hesitant, and awkward, and small, but... warm. ) It was simply... what was required of her, surely? To ensure those wretched eggs were not in Felix's proximity? So it was not a big deal. Not at all. It's expected, even. ...Why was it so touching, then?

Staring down at the chocolate egg again, Felix felt a bit of longing-- But he mustn't. It would be unfit for the heir of Applesoft to succumb to impulse. Part of him hesitated, clearly wanting to accept the treat from Hope. But he didn't.

——— " Ah... Well... Thank you, Hope. You did well. " Felix began, conflicted, " I'm afraid I cannot take one of... those. "

He glanced away as if the chocolate would disappear if he did. It did look 'yummy', after all. And despite how he acted, Felix was still a kid. But he composed himself. " Kind of you to offer. I, erm, appreciate it. "

...He looked at the chocolate again and then looked away as if his vision were lit on fire. Nope. Definitely not looking at the chocolate in her hands every five seconds!!!

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Nugget didn't feel the least bit sorry for the Angry Twin. He kind of just, picked his nose while he was being cursed at. Then he just kinda wiped it off in his shirt and looked at Felix. Well, it was hard to tell if Nugget was looking at him or not with that walleyed stare. "Nugget thinks those are big empty words from Angry Twin. Nugget isn't afraid of a lawyer. Put Nugget in jail."

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...Ew. " How uncouth. " He grumbled, because of course Felix had to express his disgust out loud too.

——— " Well, have it your way! " Felix retorted, fuming like a short stick of dynamite.

——— " I will have you put in jail! You'll be put in the worst jail we can possibly put you in! You shall be served nary a nugget in this prison that certainly exists!!! No-- Even that's too merciful a sentence. There shall only be vegan nuggets and nothing else!!!!! Mark my words! "

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