breakfast of champions

she/her late 20-something with a variety of interests. writes fics sometimes

[eggssontoasst]

This royai fic made me cry so hard at 2 in the morning i can't believe i've only read this now. holy shit this was truly up mg alley: post-promised day angst with loads of yearning and denial of feelings where edward and winry's relationship serves as a foil to roy and riza's relationship.

Absolutely exquisite. I cannot recommend enough if you want to feel devastated (don't worry, the ending is happy, but it takes a while)

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[han-nahhh]

Riza drawing from the other day

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

[marijeem]

I just felt drawing nothing but royai kissing, I feel so great after doing this !!

[meru90]

Seninle seninle ben. Anlatamam gecirdigim. O güzel günleri seneleri. Aglamayi gülmeyi sevmeyi. Bilki senden ögrendim yasamayi. Seninle seninle ben. Paylaymistim herseyimi .   Dur birakma beni

[eggssontoasst]

god olivia rodrigo's cigarette smoke is so spiritually royai to me wtf

[deathflare]

yay.. ive wanted to draw fma charms forever

[pinakotekams]

They had not been seen together in the museum galleries for quite a while. Monet’s “Women with Umbrellas” are once again side by side in the Impressionist gallery.

[peggaboo]

AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END!!!!

[atenderofsycamoretrees]

ok every time this post comes by i resist geeking out on it but NO LONGER so these women are probably the same woman and that woman is monet’s wife camille doncieux. he painted her a LOT. but fun fact: monet had this asshole friend named ernest hochede, and ernest racked up some debts, and like an asshole he basically just fled the country, leaving his wife alice and their six kiddos behind. monet immediately got alice and kids to move in with him, camille, and their two kids. at this point, monet, alice, and camille became my favorite probably historic poly threesome. they lived together, taking care of the kids. they were so poor that alice and camille took turns wearing the nice dress so they could go out with monet. when camille got uterine cancer and began dying, alice helped monet cope and took care of things while he painted camille over and over. when camille died, alice is the reason monet was able to survive. when ernest finally died, monet and alice married, and remained married until alice died. at that point, blanche, the oldest daughter, took care of monet until he died. anyway, the point is, the umbrella ladies are probably the same ladies, but as far as i’m concerned, there WAS a historically queer poly family in that household and they were wonderful.

[possumberries]

this is a fucking joy

[freshmoviequotes]

I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

[possibly-evil]

there are so many lines in I Saw The TV Glow that go so hard. "there is still time" is the one everyone talks abt, understandably. but also

"I found my heart, Isabel. I found yours too. And it was still beating."

like. even if you don't know it. your heart is still out there. YOU are still out there. it might be far away, on the other side of the tv screen, but it's still there. and it's still alive. it refuses to die.

[boudicca]

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break mid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

[kinschi]

Giveaway price for @waddiwasiwitch!! who requested Roy-boy and his mom Chris Mustang fussing over him.

I hope you like it and thanks again for 2,5k followers and everyone who participated!! Love you guys! <3

[littlewitchbee]

maybe I'll finish my royai day thing today but it's actually always royai day if you're pure of heart and big of brain

[pectinpeeress]

What is it to cheat in a relationship where you’ve promised your death to another?

Really I think the Lieutenant is worried, but it’s easier to pretend it’s jealousy she feels

[littlewitchbee]

💛💙Even into hell, if you asked me to💙💛