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boobookittenartblog

Three Toads Beneath the Moon

From Brehms Tierleben (Brehm’s Animal Life), c. 1890–1900

bob-artist

Bittern at the grocery store

sparkly-heretic

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

bob-artist

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

goldensunset

the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

goldensunset

psa: 'hey guys remember to be nice to people and try to be sensitive if you can :)'

gentle soul with debilitating anxiety: 'oh no do they mean me am i a jerk? is this me???? should i have apologized to that waiter for pouring soup in my lap? ahghghghghghhg i'm so bad at social cues'

the most obtuse and self-righteous person on the planet: 'you are intruding on my god-given right to harass strangers for no reason because you don't have trauma (broke a bone in third grade) like i do'

depsidase

derinthescarletpescatarian

Bedtime should work like in computer games where I lie down and click "yes" on a menu and then there's an eight hour timeskip and I can get up again all refreshed.

penandinkprincess

personally i just think it should be illegal to have more than 2 things going Bad with your body at a time. it's just excessive. i want to speak to a manager. the current hardware was not designed with the user in mind.