umm just what it says..

["bozu", "21", "they/she", "lesbian", "epic"]

[valtsv]

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

[amazoogle]

[legacydevice]

Dragon Data Dragon 64

[never-obsolete]

[evilvillain123456789]

yes i am in the left lane, going 10 under, 1 drink over, and struggling to center my car in the lane. now are you going to keep tailgating like a sniveling little pansy or will you pass me on the right like a man?

[sayhellotokathy]

I lived through the swine flu, Y2K, first black president, 9/11, a royal wedding, the death of Michael Jackson, Osama's death & now 8/23/11 eastcoast earthquake. My life is fucking swag bro.

2012 I’m fucking ready…come at me!!!

[sealdeer]

prompt: motivational poster

[squeakitties]

my bf picked up a the habit of shouting "GET SCARED" from another friend of ours as either a punchline or interjection. it's really funny most of the time, until that time i was so baked i couldn't speak and he told me to GET SCARED and i started screaming

[crustyclarinet]

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

[crustyclarinet]

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

[onion-souls]

[nayohme]

god designed this man to be a chocolatier. he has the face and body of a tough love dutch chocolatier

[angelicguy]

Of COURSE he crinkled the slide paper door! I would NEVER make such a stupid mistake! I just couldn't PROVE it! Ever since he shed his winter coat! Always the same... just wanted tulle for breakfast! He got the funny face penalty and I SAVED HIM

[straycatj]

Excuse me ...I feel he may talk about me but I don't know him... could anyone tell me who he is...?

[humancowfetish]

this is by far my favorite gif from the geocities gif archive

[tsunderemployee]

tbh the only thing i know about science hill is minmo. growing strong and healthy…… MINMO! cat foods MINMO

[tsunderemployee]

i think about her all the time

[speedlimit15]

[swarnpert]

she W on my D til i'm 40

[relelvance]

You deleted my gif from that audio post but you want me to retweet your missing sister interesting

[hungwy]

#blog {

position: top-of-the-food-chain-baby(100%); brand: epic, melancholic, strange; post-limit: none; fun: eternal;

}

[hater]