[john-barrymore]

[queen-aaliyah-deactivated202105]

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

[fannylikes]

[surrender-unicorn]

[eggworts]

what she says: i'm tired

what she means: shark tale is my favourite movie

[dekutree]

Welcome to broke as FUCK month

[smokingsomethingwithrihanna]

[mielrosa-deactivated20160819]

I can’t even talk to people that’s how problematic I am lol

[wutjp-deactivated20210204]

[gloputa-deactivated20170510]

I be doin the most for people who wont do shit for me

[matt-bruening]

[slabdop1]

[eggworts]

Me in elementary school: The teacher gave me a check list for all my school supplies. I have to have everything.

Me in college: [Slams some $1 notebooks and Redbull in my cart, remembers I have some pens in my car] Fuckin ready 2 go

[mojadit0]

[mauiw0w]

[shwagerr]