love me until i love myself

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[tommysparker]

Happy ides of march everyone 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[americangirldollwho]

[vigilantsycamore]

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

[achesspiece]

ET TU, BOOTAY? ⁉️🍑⁉️ The PRIDES 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧🇨🇦 of March 🗓🗓️ has CUM 👉👌🍆💦💦💦 DADDY 💋😍😏 Brutus is our new DICKtator 🍆💦🥔💦 thanks to all our SENATE SLUTS 🔪🩸🔪🩸🔪🩸who BUSTED their nuts ‼️‼️🥜🥜💥💥 on juliASS' 🍑🙏😩 back 2️⃣3️⃣ times ⏰⏰ let's make a SEXY salad 💦🥗💥 in HONOR 🙏🙌🙏 of this BOOTYful day 🍑🍑💦😩💦🍑 send this to 6️⃣0️⃣ of your BEST 😖😏😍 SENATE SLUTS 🏛️🏛️🏛️👉👌💦 get 5️⃣ back and you're a CERTIFIED CUMMY CUTIE 💦😏💦😏😍 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you're DADDY 😩😚😘❤️ Brutus' little right hand ✋😉💕😫😫😫✋💦 conspirator 😖😱😖😱💋💞💖 Get 2️⃣3️⃣ back and you're a certified BACK 🍑😖👋😩🍑🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸🩸

[guttergirl-444]

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[quantumshade]

[zackisontumblr]

[americanette-deactivated2024033]

jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"

[loiswasadevil]

Don't call him dull There are nicer ways to say things, Yes he isn't always the smartest and it leads to antics But he is a Sweet Person with Genuine Intentions

[americanette-deactivated2024033]

do you think jesus was talking to peter griffin

[loiswasadevil]

Yes, I literally assumed this was a Family Guy Script quote. You might know if you watch the show that Jesus is literally a character within the Show.

[egberts]

morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in

evening: ................ what if we were bad

[fairycosmos]

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

[hellkitepriest]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sweatermuppet]

i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]

[jessekingman-deactivated2020092]

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

true but i dont agree

[fairycosmos]

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand