anxious pangolin

emily | she/her | 34 | usa

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[mellueminate]

"Oh can I see what stuff you see on Tumblr?"

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[sacred-portal]

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[ozempicofficial]

[zegalba]

Kelly Rowland Texting Nelly Via Microsoft Excel And Then Getting Annoyed When He Doesn’t Text Back (2002)

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[sobcat]

forgiving myself today, locking in tomorrow

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[stupidpetface]

[adollop]

now THIS is the spirit of Halloween

[coffeefocusrat]

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

[coffeefocusrat]

meant an alternative milk .

[correctopinionhaver]

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

[godisafujoshi]

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

[ygmtwr-atrus]

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

[soundcarvings]

it’s a beautiful summer for disappearing

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[werenotreallystrangers]

a lot of your suffering comes from treating your nature like a problem to manage instead of a design to understand

[h4nifah]

I hate when people act like there’s an age limit on fun, excitement, whimsy, silliness, new experiences, finding love, making mistakes, or literally doing anything other than being an NPC drone who has a corporate job and 2.4 kids like sorry you’re a boring bitch but some people continue to live life beyond the age of 30

[sagihairius]

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”