hey what the fuck

my name is jason and i like to have a good time

[deceptioncon]

What's the use in pursuing an organic if they aren't truly squishy? What are you dating them for? The bones?

[vortexxxual-archived]

im dating jason cause hes a cunt 🙂

[macheteclub]

also erm… while i have you all here because of new art: my birthday is coming up and i would love for nothing more than to be able to pay off my credit card so i can get some dental work done (i’m missing two fillings/chipped a tooth, ntm needing a number of cavities filled because i haven’t been able to get to a dentist since 2018). so i have a goal up on my ko-fi, and if you like my art, please consider tipping me or something that would be awesome.

[macheteclub]

LMAO change of plans, one of my roommates that has been unemployed and has not been looking for a job JUST told us that she isn’t able to pay her portion of rent AT ALL because she quite literally spent all her most recent unemployment check on ordering food despite us having groceries and on new clothes she doesn’t need, so now we have to pick up her slack as per usual! sorry if this sounds mean but i’m kind of at the end of my rope here, because this happens way more often than it should.

normally this wouldn’t be an issue, as i generally make enough to cover if necessary, but things were tight last pay period and i ended up having to take an advance on my paycheck to pay for groceries, which means my paycheck for this pay period will be about a hundred dollars short.

my friend is covering most of it, which leaves me with about $99. i’m not asking for all of that, but any little bit helps since trying to cover her ass means i can’t buy us groceries, i can’t pay the gas bill, etc etc. so once again, if you like my art please consider kicking a couple bucks my way. i also have cashapp ($macheteclub) and paypal. thank you in advance.

[egoterrorism]

((js even if you acknowledge something you do is racist and bad if you continue to interact w people who fight for racist ideals then i don’t think you’re being authentic in your apology

[the-jory-deactivated20150629]

Cute girl at a bar: Hey, what’s up? Me:

[ballwizard]

[rnysterydisease]

[zehnhaseeb]

non mutuals u will never understand the bong me and my mutuals share...........

[zehnhaseeb]

BOND

[kushblazer666]

[quezify]

lamb + the texas chain saw massacre

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[soamithefuck]

[winemom-culture]

[egoterrorism]

seeing tex tell other people no is a turn on

[deirdreskye]

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

[whereshadowsthrive]

My aeromorph character, their name is Viola Piper

[ballwizard]

i'm the normalest guy on the planet btw. #normalboy #normalcore #boynormal #normalguythings

[egoterrorism]

i can’t keep going