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"Baaaaaaaaabbbyyyyyyy..." he whines softly, hugging Edwin from behind.
Edwin smiles widely and leans back against the other. “Hi honey…” he turns his head to kiss the other’s temple. “How is my big, strong, wonderful man?”
"Mmmmm.. I'm gooooood." he smiles and leans in to kiss Edwin properly. "Happy Valentine's day, baby.."
"Baby…" he mutters. He moves over the couch and plops down with his fiance. "I gotta go check on the pie…" he smiles. "Then we can cuddle all night and watch a really bad chick flick." Edwin kisses Chuck deeply, delicate hands cradling his face. He then slowly pulls away, grunting as he stood and supporting his back and stomach, waddling into the kitchen.
Chuck sighed softly with resignation as the other spoke, leaning into the kiss. "That sounds good." he smiled and watched Edwin with mild concern as he got up to check the pie. "Do you need help with anything?" he called after the other. Since Edwin was pregnant, Chuck had taken to treating him like glass and pandering to his every need--sometimes following the other around like a six-foot Australian puppy.
↖ acually gives a shit about whether or not you survive the night
Having kept this one in check, he gloated over the mild triumph with an almost patronizing simper that tweaks at the sides of his mouth into a gentle sloping curve. He isn’t the sort to be accustomed by a bruised ego, Tony could tell. It takes one to know one and the poster boy for narcissists alike needn’t peer through squinted eyes to suss out his own kin. “I go by Tony Stark. And I’d prefer if you would too.”
Chuck grumbled lowly and offered a begrudging smile--it was more of a grimace, really--to the other. "Stark, huh? I think I've heard that name somewhere before." he pauses for a moment, as if attempting to remember exactly where he heard it. Apparently his thorough search of his memories came up with nothing, because within a few seconds, he speaks again.
"My name's Hansen, Chuck Hansen."
”Oh woe is me….” he smiles. He leans up into the kiss, wrapping his arms around the other’s shoulders. “Hi baby… welcome home…” he murmurs against the other’s lips. The whole apartment smelt like baked goods and warmth. He presses against the other’s body, as much as the bump would allow and leans into the kiss. “I love you…”
"Mmmm.. love you too, baby." he smiled against Edwin's lips and took his hand, gently leading him to the couch, intent on spending the rest of the evening cuddling and kissing the other. He really didn't care about the pie that much, he just wanted to be close to Edwin. His little scientist was sweeter than any dessert.
M!A Master Post
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Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).
Can’t Sleep: Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.
Help: Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.
Baby Bump: Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).
Baby Boom: Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).
Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.
Opposites: Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.
Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.
Silence: Muse is deaf for 24 hours.
17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.
Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).
Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.
Hungry like the Wolf: Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.
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Sexual M!A’s:
Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)
Drunk: Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.
Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.
Tell Me What To Do: Muse is a slave to Anon’s choice
Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.
S&M: Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)
Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours
Heat: Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anon’s choice)
Take It Off: Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)
Wish We Were Older: Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours
Vulnerable: Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)
Kitten/Pup Affection: Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours
Name: Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.
Muse can receive as many M!A’s as the Anon’s want to give.
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Cute M!A’S:
Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.
Here’s To Never Growing Up: Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anon’s choice) for 2 days.
Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.
Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.
Ariel: Oh no, your muse has lost it’s voice! But they have to tell ___ (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well you’ve seen the movie.
Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.
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Dramatic M!A’S:
Burn: Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)
Cough Syrup: (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)
Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)
Stay: Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)
Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.
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Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
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Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.
Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)
High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.
Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.
Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___
Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___
Mermaid: Muse is a mermaid/man for (anon specifies)
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"One, I’ll call you what I want. Last I checked, it’s a free world and we live in a democracy. I’m a libertarian, can’t help it. Two, it’s sad that you’d be rehashing the obvious when it’s already evident that I don’t give much of a damn. And that you don’t know that is kinda sad.” Seated with a puffed chest and crossed legs, Tony mentioned with equal measures of prideful smugness.
"I--.........." Chuck grumbled, and he closed his mouth as the sudden absence of a smart remark left him looking a bit like gasping fish. The guy in front of him clearly was a narcissistic prick by trade and Chuck wasn't used to people being just as arrogant and asshole-ish as him; for a moment he was struck dumb.
[Text] The kitchen is full of muffins and cookies and cupcakes and I am not sorry.
[SMS] Edwin…[SMS] Baby…….[SMS] Don’t you ever get tired of baking??
No he was not.
Edwin giggles a bit and wraps his arms around Chuck, petting the back of his head. At the nuzzle he turns his head to kiss the man’s temple, breathing in the other’a scent. “It’s not quite cooled off.” he murmurs with a smile. “And I’m glad you like my homemade lip balm, all natural ingredients.”
Chuck made a small, disappointed noise and mock pouted at Edwin. "Aww, what a shame. It'll need a little longer to cool off, I suppose, It looks like I'll just have to pass the time by kissing you." he smiles and turns his head to kiss Edwin softly, one of his hands coming up to tangle in the others hair.
[Text] The kitchen is full of muffins and cookies and cupcakes and I am not sorry.
[SMS] Edwin…[SMS] Baby…….[SMS] Don’t you ever get tired of baking??
He moves around the corner and swiftly moves over to Chuck, pulling him down into deep kiss. The taste of honey and cinnamon on his lips. Long fingers tangle into red hair and his body presses into the pilot’s, well as much as his belly will allow. After a moment he pulls back and smiles broadly. “Welcome home baby…”
Edwin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to jump Chuck, was he?
He kissed him back, pressing against him as much as he could. "Mmmm.. you taste nice." he smiles and hugs Edwin, resting his head on the others shoulder and nuzzling at his neck. "Can I have some pie now?"
[Text] The kitchen is full of muffins and cookies and cupcakes and I am not sorry.
[SMS] Edwin…[SMS] Baby…….[SMS] Don’t you ever get tired of baking??
[Text] WOO!
[Text] Warning, hormones are also making me kinda horny, so I may jump you.
[SMS] I'm literally ten seconds away babe
Chuck looked down at his phone and laughed softly, pocketing the device. "I'm hooooome.." he called out, stepping through the door. The entire place was filled with the smell of baked goods, and it was actually quite nice.
[Text] The kitchen is full of muffins and cookies and cupcakes and I am not sorry.
[SMS] Edwin…[SMS] Baby…….[SMS] Don’t you ever get tired of baking??
[Text] D:
[Text] OKAY YOU CAN HAVE PIE
[SMS] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY [SMS] I'll be home in five~
[Text] The kitchen is full of muffins and cookies and cupcakes and I am not sorry.
[SMS] Edwin…[SMS] Baby…….[SMS] Don’t you ever get tired of baking??
[Text] STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE
[SMS] CAN YOU HEAR ME SOBBING
[Text] The kitchen is full of muffins and cookies and cupcakes and I am not sorry.
[SMS] Edwin…[SMS] Baby…….[SMS] Don’t you ever get tired of baking??
[Text] I DO NOT HAVE AN ADDICTION!
[Text] NO PIE FOR YOU!
[SMS] OH THAT'S A LOW BLOW [SMS] YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE PIE [SMS] YOU CAN'T SEE IT THROUGH THE TEXT MESSAGE BUT I'M POUTING AT YOU RIGHT NOW
[Text] The kitchen is full of muffins and cookies and cupcakes and I am not sorry.
[SMS] Edwin…[SMS] Baby…….[SMS] Don’t you ever get tired of baking??
[Text] I think so…
[Text] PIE IS DONE!
[SMS] ....... [SMS] I'm on my way-- [SMS] --TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR BAKING ADDICTION
[Text] The kitchen is full of muffins and cookies and cupcakes and I am not sorry.
[SMS] Edwin…[SMS] Baby…….[SMS] Don’t you ever get tired of baking??
[Text] THERE IS NO EDWIN, ONLY ZUL.
[Text] Okay I think I’ve had too much sugar…
[SMS] Babe.. [SMS] Are you gonna be okay omg
[Text] The kitchen is full of muffins and cookies and cupcakes and I am not sorry.
[SMS] Edwin…[SMS] Baby…….[SMS] Don’t you ever get tired of baking??
[Text] I cannot believe you just asked me that.
[Text] KITCHEN SCIENCE
[SMS] SWEETIE I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S KITCHEN SCIENCE BUT YOU NEED TO TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE
[Text] The kitchen is full of muffins and cookies and cupcakes and I am not sorry.
[SMS] Edwin…[SMS] Baby…….[SMS] Don’t you ever get tired of baking??
