you can't kill yourself you have to wait until Trump dies of liver failure or even better from a trip down the stairs. you have to live so you can party with me that day

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you can't kill yourself you have to wait until Trump dies of liver failure or even better from a trip down the stairs. you have to live so you can party with me that day
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
youre so fuckign right
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His mango.
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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
Does anyone else think it’s weird that the richest man in the world who is controlling our government and media is throwing up sieg heils and has tried to use IVF to sex-select at least 13(?) male children to be his heirs at this point and also seems to think he can lead humanity’s colonization of the galaxy once he immortalizes his consciousness in an AI or is this just normal shit to be happening
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