Rae

Hold on to that branch or die cat

[eidleweiss301]

they should invent a way to exist that isn’t so fucking embarrassing all the time

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[kitschyfemme]

having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[creature-under-your-bed]

His loserboy personality has not captivated me get him out of my sight before I have him beheaded

[creature-under-your-bed]

Going insane because I haven’t read enough books this summer and I’m older than my favorite cartoon characters

[creature-under-your-bed]

I miss my wife

[manicglitteringcorvid]

@eidleweiss301 where art thou

[eidleweiss301]

I’m at home, where I always am. now get your ass over here

[guabiju]

Tumblr sexy man of the year if you people weren't cowards

[eidleweiss301]

I’m intrigued

[croptopsremade-deactivated20150]

god i fucking love people like right now someone is kissing their baby on the forehead for the first time and someone just went into a french bakery and is deeply inhaling and someone is dyeing their hair the color of the sky and someone just confessed their love to someone and you’re reading this post but you are alive and you will be okay and you will be happy

[eidleweiss301]

Nachos: microwaved

blanket cape: on

stuffed animals: accounted for

little craft: started

New show: surprisingly good

We currently have family over and I still need to shower but it will be ok I can make it through this

[lutalical]

[eidleweiss301]

I do not ship rocky and grace but they do sort of have a David and Johnathan-esque relationship like “grace loved rocky as he loved himself” wearing each others armor into battle surrender your throne and inheritance type thing going on and even though I will always prefer them as friends I can respect the yaoi

[eidleweiss301]

so I just fucked up my hair irrevocably but it’s ok because there’s actually a bridge not too far from here an-

[eidleweiss301]

STOP SAYING BOYS ONLY HAVE ONE THING ON THEIR MINDS THEY DONT! THE WAY YALL TALK ABOUT TEENAGE BOYS IS DISGUSTING! YOU TREAT TEENAGE BOYS LIKE THEYRE GROSS SEX OBSESSED ANIMALS AND THEYRE JUST NOT! TEACH YOUR SONS TO RESPECT WOMEN THE WAY THEY RESPECT MEN! STOP TREATING THEM LIKE THEYRE STUPID! LIKE THEY CANT DO ANY BETTER! HOLD THEM TO A HIGHER STANDARD! TEACH THEM SOME GOD DAMN MANNERS! BUT MOST OF ALL STOP INFLUENCING TEENAGE BOYS TO SEE WOMEN AS OBJECTS! BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOURE DOING! STOP TELLING GIRLS TO EXPECT MEN TO SEE THEM OBJECTS! MEN SHOULD NOT BE PRAISED FOR NOT TREATING WOMEN LIKE SEX TOYS! THATS THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM! TEACH BOYS THAT! BOYS ARE ALSO RAISED TO CENTER MUCH OF THEIR LIVES AROUND WOMEN! BUT INSTEAD OF CENTERING THEIR LIVES AROUND FAMILY WHICH IS ALSO BAD THEYRE TAUGHT TO CENTER THEIR LIFE AROUND SEX! HOW MANY GIRLS CAN YOU GET! GIRLS DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THAT! AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT! BECAUSE NO ONE EXPECTS ANYTHING BETTER FROM TEENAGE BOYS AND ITS FUCKED UP! HOLD THEM TO A HIGHER STANDARD! THEY CAN MAKE IT!

[eidleweiss301]

so my door is loose on its hinges, which means anytime someone in my house closes a door, or a gust of wind blows, or someone walk by too fast, my door rattles violently. Like it looks like someone is trying to bust into my room. Now I’ve lived in this house for years, I’m used to it, and most of my friends are too, but it scares the shit out of new people. And it’s funny every time.

[eidleweiss301]

maybe I’m just deluding myself but I do think I look hotter after I cry