Wasabi

not a minor, but don’t bother about it Who cares. He/they/it

[noontimeofday]

Who up missing darkiplier rn

[forevergoodnight]

predaceous diving beetle?

more like... PRECIOUS diving beetle. aww

[lairongy]

Silly sketch of clingy Dark for @ohhelloimsotired since they're bothering to beta read my stuff

Thought i'd share with the class, tho!

(Damien and Dark share a body-- You can see Damien absolutely fuming whenever Dark is fronting and gets Lars to himself)

[isopods-daily]

Mongoloniscus orientalis

Photo by Amaël Borzée on iNaturalist

[beepbeepblunderbus]

poet rotations

simon, after the adrenaline wears off: oh god oh no i hugged him i TOUCHED him i need to throw myself into dirt and bury myself i need a small space to- what the fuck is he doing in the mental health node

grace, after putting on a video of mars: I found your mountain the one you said you liked and the lake in the crater? we can go there when we get back if you want i think i’m turbo dead legally on earth sooooo

simon, staring blankly ahead: i would give you my seed

grace:

grace: wh at

simon: the- the seed. the highest honor when someone dies. i would give up my place in a burial chamber so you could have a seed planted where you rest

grace: HUH

Simon, unable to shut up: can we tell rocky to mix the soil our bodies become i want to be one with you

grace: hey so is planning funerals like planning a wedding

simon: no (very obviously lying)

grace:

grace: i mean

grace: sure?? we can be dirt together

simon: :)

grace: oh my god you can smile

simon: I HAVE SMILED BEFORE

grace: WH- NOT AT ME

simon: YOU JUST WEREN’T LOOKING WHEN I WAS

grace: do you smile at me when i’m not looking a lot

simon: >:(

grace: your scowl means nothing now you smile at me when i look away

[cranberrylimes]

I don't care that markiplier knows about bloodymary, he's been online for a million years of course he knows about cross shipping. wake me up when tofu the snake finds out

[isopods-daily]

Armadillidium pulchellum

Photo by Alexis Tinker-Tsavalas on iNaturalist

[bumbleluvsduck]

BloodyMary doodle as Morticia and Gomez yay

[hulk-janitor]

BloodyMary comic based on "It's Worth It" by HulkJanitor (me) on Ao3.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85475771/chapters/227282216

[faerieinthehumanworld]

Hi, I'm Cass (or Cassidy), welcome to my blog! Although my job is mildly scaring humans, currently I'm hyper fixated on:

Iron Lung x Project Hail Mary!

I'm trying to write an AU, and I'm posting all updates to Tumblr while I do so! Thus, let this act as your little navigation hub if you're interested in reading what I've got for What Evolution Made Us!

the tag: #evolution AU

What Evolution Made Us: Part One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Interlude, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen

the poll that started this idea in the first place is here!

my headcanons are here!

my first post about Stratt and Ava is here!

the post about my playlist is here!

and my random nonsense meme is here! (so far there's only one)

and for the anon who asked about what I think aliens would look like, I hope you enjoy the slam poetry

Oh, and this is on Ao3 by the way, the link to my profile is in my bio. <3

I will of course be updating this as I go, and feel free to message me with questions!

[lazy-indigo]

I don’t really ever make animatics, but this audio was just so them coded I had to. I like to think this happens within the first 72 hours Ryland wakes up on the Hail Mary. He’s just immediately attached to Simon.

Also shout out to the people in my askbox who keep asking for them. Didn’t realized they were so beloved.

[samaeloser]

desperate - bloodymary

[lacunabugs]

Wife is ours to smooch or whatever Damien said

Alt without Wil’s glasses plus some headcanons down below teehee vvvvv

- I think that no matter how long they’ve been together, anytime Dark initiates any amount of affection, Wilford always gets incredibly giddy about it and he’s got a specific goofy ass giggle for it hehe

- Wilf’s scars are from his time in the military he’s got like. A lot of em. There’s one that peeks over his shoulder a little bit that’s actually huge and covers most of his back, from an explosion

- Dark has a rib or two that never healed right, after the DA’s fall from the balcony. They protrude a bit as u can see

- The scars on Dark’s abdomen are also from the fall. I’ve seen a few ppl hc that the railing broke when the DA went over it, and I thought it would be interesting to incorporate… so erm they got kinda stabbed by it when they landed

- I’ve always seen ppl have Wilf call Dark “Darkling” and I think it’s very cute… and because I have to connect my favorite things I was like oh my god…. Like the beetles…. And in addition to this post I made it’s just so perfect to me… the lovebugs ever. I want what they have

- Both of their rings also have butterflies because of my bug hc post lol

[that-one-obsessed-weirdo]

Photog: averagebeanpole (insta) | Grace: @aw3zom3zauc3 | Simon: @that-one-obsessed-weirdo (aka meeee)

Some kinda sorta bloopers from our shoot. Because the world needs more silly and giggly Simon and Grace! :) Idk what I said to them in the third photo that made them pull such a face, but maybe it's best I don't recall... LMAO

[cosyatp]

jake's character arc/storyline in both seasons (s1+2) is so fucking funny and horrifying like imagine growing up poor, you have a very loving mother but a deadbeat dad and you hate your teacher, only to get lost on your school excursion getting chased by a category 3 cyclone into a alternate dimension where you were never born and get slammed with the reality that your mum and teacher you hate are MARRIED and that your dad could've been a police officer in this universe- then fast forward being homeless and criminals alongside people you would rather kys then hangout with, have a slowburn pining situationship with an asian nerd, you then get OUT of said universe and then realise your mum and teacher are ACTUALLY kind of a thing now, and that you can CAUSE EARTHQUAKES if you don't get that anger management checked- fast forward you LOSE asian nerd fine shyt bc he loses it over goth baddie dumping his ass and EVAPOURATES INTO THE SKY, you LOSE the police (better) au of your dad bc he got sucked into a portal back to his own au, you LOSE new girl fine shyt bc she's ACTUALLY A GOLEM and reverted back to being clay and then like a year later you're doing the MOST IMPORTANT footy tryouts of your LIFE bc it's one of your ONLY chances in becoming successful from a impoverished background and emo freak rings you up saying he's in a emergency only to realise he just wants to talk about magic... oh white boy,,,,, the horrors you go through white boy...,,,.....

[snake-eggs]

“There aren’t enough hours in a day.” There are actually. The problem is that we think 40 hour work weeks are an unavoidable fact of life.

The problem is that everyone has to work 8 hours, pretty much no exceptions, and with getting ready time + (unpaid) lunch + commute, “8 hours” is actually anywhere between 9 and 12, every single day, with more work to do when you get home because our society and culture was built around having one member of the household home full time and nothing has changed now that almost everyone works.

No wonder Americans are reliant on DoorDash and fast food, there’s no time or energy to cook. No one wonder mental and physical health are in shambles, many just spent all day sitting in fluorescent lights with little to no stimulation. “Just wake up earlier” “Just meal prep”… these are ok short-term, individual solutions, but the broader, systemic issue is obvious. We aren’t built for this. There’s no work-life balance. Genuinely, I think if our culture could normalize a shorter work week, many individuals’ biggest problems would simply evaporate.

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form