Sweetness

Kaija | 22 | I love myself

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[mrwilliewonka]

[mclennonyaoi]

god she is always serving cunt.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS if this gets notes op is going to post the leonardo dicaprio pointing image

[nedsseveredhead]

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[chat-chouage]

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

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[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[shanastoryteller]

I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"

And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.

[timeclonemike]

Ninety percent of most magic consists of knowing one extra fact.

-Terry Pratchett

[soberscientistlife]

Homeless encampments are a social issue, not a criminal problem and should be handled accordingly.

[arewelemmings]

Homelessness is a humanity problem, a dignity problem, an opportunity problem; it's an issue centered around the question, "how can we allow this to happen to even a single one of our own kind?" Cruelty is never the answer to anything, but is particularly vile when applied to those who are already suffering so much.

[writing-prompt-s]

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

[mayhemandmoonlight]

@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes

[girldickman]

Y'know what, fuck you *goes to a small town and discovers the true meaning of christmas*

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[stormchildknight]

A

[mugwomps]

A Bird of Humour

[elodieunderglass]

I can’t believe OP downvoted this

[depsidase]

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[oddpoke]

My old friend, my companion, and my brother in arms